What in the holy hell is steam trying to sell me today?

This:

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and… this

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the choice is clear

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Meme dripping straight off the bone!

Erect a conscious strategem!

I’m avoiding Steam to not buy Subnautica.

Steam is bad, but at least it tries to sell you hentai

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Buy Subnautica (or do what I did and own it without knowing why, probably from some bundle)

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Protip: Don’t stare into the Steam abyss as it will stare back and offer you a variety of sex games and Trump games and games about urinating on Hitler.

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If I can find the time, I’ll justify a purchase.

Since it sounds like an actually compelling (and gorgeous just as unnerving) deep sea open world, it is inevitable.

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Can confirm, it is all those things. I’m apparently the only person on the forums who’s played this game, so I feel a duty to say: it’s real good

Sorry, I didn’t like it. I bounced off the tone (I like the writer, he’s very sympathetic to my style, but he does better in a darker-toned project) and the survival gameyness of it.

Hey, I was praising Subnautica way before you, do I not count

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You only have yourself to blame for this

Whoops, I missed you talking about it! High five, fellow Subnautica player

I installed it last week while it was free from Epic but I only played like two minutes

Maybe poor american broadband service is helping me out in a way

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The algorithm is a monster that is simply a Black mirror.

Better get ready for my porn game to be recommended to you in the future! (it’s still not done and won’t be in quite a while, but just saying. I hope it will be better than hentai minesweeper)

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what is this

i mean there’s no way, right?

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Considering there’s no verifications in place on Steam for localizations - yeah, quite likely no way.

I think people will also machine-translate their games (I believe there are even tools to automate your script) and tick the feature off.