videogame things you think about a lot

Great loophole to never have to honor this deal

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I think it was called this internally before release? according to a youtube thumbnail I half-remember

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Imagine if they kept this scheme up.

3D Game Boy Advance DS
Switch 3D Game Boy Advance DS
OLED Switch 3D Game Boy Advance DS

etc.

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You may be interested in the recent rise of permacomputing and specifically, the idea of bedrock platforms:

http://permacomputing.net/bedrock_platform/

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All the RNG talk made me think about the Dragon Quest 1 RNG manipulation speedrun, which was one of the first times I realised how primitive some games’ random number generation is.

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bioware was founded by three doctors and started as a medical simulation company. and just like american healthcare, their games are sterile and horrible to deal with

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they’re Canadian though

doesn’t ruin the analogy in practice but makes it functionally unknowable

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One of them makes some pretty good beer now

Games where in the deepest depths of the dungeon, you discover a mysterious copy of the home you set out from

(Returnal, Dark Souls 3, Control, Water’s Fine and Dungeon Encounters are among them. If anyone informs me of another I haven’t played, I’ll try it)

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elden ring does this too, kinda

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bloodborne as well

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It’s almost weird that Sekiro doesn’t do it given that it’s obsessed with memory in general and adults not finished processing their childhoods in particular

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I’d be willing to bet anything that it was part of the design and got cut at some point.

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miyazaki loves that shit and so do I :slight_smile:

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“We’re in the future, Dax. This… horrible place… is… our… world!”

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The monkey’s paw curls

Quest 64 does this
It’s the one cool thing about this game

Seiken Densetsu 3 / Trials of Mana does this too, in the Kevin / Charlotte route

I think I’ve seen it in a few Final Fantasy / Dragon Quest remaster bonus dungeons but there it felt much more like padding with reused assets than something interesting

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Does the part in dqv where you are visited by your adult self as a child, then grow up and briefly time travel to visit your child self count?

goblet grotto does this but it’s at the bottom of the witch’s cave, a part of the game which was bugged and unreachable for a decade before the patched version

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Both this Twitter account and this specific skeleton in question

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