Damn, thanks for this. I totally forgot I used to sit at the end of our driveway by the road and hit the Demo button when cars drove by while pretending I was the one playing Wake Me Up Before You Go Go always weirdly disappointed no one stopped to compliment me
I loved eternal darkness but it was my first experience with lovecraft horror. the combat kind of feels like throwing sponges at pillows though.
I tried replaying it recently. it has not aged well, but still better than I expected. I think it’s kind of cool as an example of an early-ish third person 3D game that had an interesting and internally consistent control scheme from a time when that just wasn’t standardized at all.
eternal darkness sucks pretty hard overall. it does have some bold ambitions but in practice, hell no.
it would have been pretty passable at the time with a single change, a change that, having not been made, renders the game a shadow of what could have been
why did they have a “sanity meter”, i mean… what the actual fuck.
also denis dyack sucks lol

i’m pretty sure bobobo was a collective fever dream
In a long past forum someone joined and wanted other people to check out his MUGEN game. He claimed to have put a lot of thought into the curation of characters, as an example he had “minimal alternates of Masturbating Chun-Li”.
this two hour long video of an isolated farming settlement in age of empires 2 with relaxing music to help you sleep
Most sincere “what the fuck” I ever did hear
By any chance was this tournament at the ill-fated Noobie Games on Miami Beach? This video clip is so visceral I feel like I lived through it.
getting nostalgic for playing a bunch of this when wii piracy first became a thing
it sold fewer than 100 copies, right? (though it probably sold some more once it gained notoreity)
can’t stop thinking about “hey child, your home is cursed with shit.”
one of my favorite character quirks in hades is how when you try to use a self-damaging ability, zagreus goes “Ah, I’m cursed” in the same kind of tone as like stepping in dog shit or something
The Blaster Master novelization I read when I was 8 years old that reaches Evangelion levels of psychodrama when the protagonist runs into his beloved pet frog mutated into a boss that he has to kill
Some madman made a pirate audiobook of it last year so I was just able to enjoy the section again:
HCF K

- P
- K
I remember reading this book! And being extremely confused because the closest I’d ever come to blaster master was reading about it in a strategy guide I got from the library because I was excited about video games but didn’t have any consoles
I recall that there were game tips interspersed all throughout, too. You’d read some horror of war and then some nice advice about how to beat a boss
