mother is sooooooo family-values coded
like the dad keeeps on calling you and giving you money (if not his dad called a little boy out of the blue and gave him money, wouldn’t that be a different scenario)
I KNOW WHO WEARS THE (WALLET-CONTAINING) PANTS IN NESS’ PARENTS’ MARRIAGE …
its the dad. its the dad, right SB?
Actually Poky is probly … like could the whole of Mother be re-interpretted from a Poky-centric perspective. Because the good guys sure aint daddy’s lil home-run-hitter and his cast of main characters.
your dad doesnt give you money he just saves your game on the phone, and you have to call him. also mother 3 does kind of do what youre talking about already
I thought he was giving you money? Like doesn’t he say he’s putting it in your account or am I remembering wrong?
at least in the snes earthbound yeah he pays your allowance into a bank account for you and you can go withdraw it at atms
He deposits the money you earned from battles
oh God you’re right he says I put the money in your bank account I just rememebered him as telling me the money was in the account
how does he know exactly which monsters I best up oh no earthbound dad is scary now
how does he know when I need to take a break if he’s NEVER AROUND AIEEEEEE
he works at a crime scene cleaning firm
he told ya
EB dad telling you to do shit without likely knowing anything about how you feel seems like a pretty dad thing to do.
the first time i played it i had only talked to my dad on the phone
Ness’s father is God, omnipotent and omnipresent. That makes Ness the NEw jeSuS
To give the benefit of the doubt, maybe the writer more specifically wanted to talk about UMDs and being able to watch videos on the go? Which the GBA also did but still
Guess the PSP also let you watch videos you put on the memory card too.
The most important part is the username.
This is so badass
you could probably sell these to the mechsploitation community pretty easily
It’s making me think about how in MGS4 you can hook up a Bluetooth headset and have the codec calls come out of it.
What about in at least PS360 GTA Online (I think they eventually patched it) you could talk to the strippers during a lapdance to raise your Relationship Meter. But everyone in the server heard you talking to the stripper so the server would go quiet as 15 strangers listened to the saddest man alive.
Realized just now you could not raise your relationship meter with any other npc just by talking. It also had the fantasy if you talk to a stripper enough she’ll come home with you, guaranteed.