Still hung up on Alien Logic’s rorschach test of a health bar:
what do you see?
a. sommelier encased in green goo
b. magician’s assistant nervously awaiting knife toss
c. han solo bondage fantasy
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First frame of gorilla TF animation
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looks like the shield meter in Galaxy Force, except with Han Solo having shields instead of his ship
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The bad guy from School In The Crosshairs has been trapping dudes in stars again
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Let It Die Inferno has 3 different versions for more money that all have more garbage the base version comes with 4 Body Types (3 Body Types per season.)
The most expensive comes with the Ten Body Pack, which is not Ten Body Types, but a Body Pack named Ten.
Thanks to Steam reviews I also learned people spent money on Deathverse a game that was online for all of 10 days. Or Ten Days. There’s a joke somewhere.
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Thinking of how so many JRPG localisation default to Ye Olde English but none will go far enough to include the Ultima VII font.
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My friend drew that!
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How renting games affected my impressions of them. I never beat Ocarina of Time until it was on the gamecube. When I rented it and started an existing save without any story introduction or introduction into how it was supposed to be played the game was to me stuck in a purgatory of racing through fields to escape monsters and then hiding in houses with the other characters for safety waiting for the night to end, not realizing that time stopped as long as I was in there
Playing a preexisting save in Mario 64 meant I never realized that dire dire docks was meant to house bowser’s giant submarine. I found this massive industrial fantasy landscape hidden in the ocean to be incredibly fascinating because I had to speculate about what it was for, who built it and why. It probably ended up being the greatest moment of wonder in the game for me and it’s because a major element was missing
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this shit
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I thought this was that game announced years ago that caused controversy because it was about a dystopian future where ‘the feminists won’, but this seems like a different thing. Now I am wondering whatever happened to that
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I also thought that and now I feel like I’ve experienced a Mandela Effect.
Cyberpunky pixelart cinematic platformer/adventure game and the creator was a transphobe or something
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lmao this game is literally on the wikipedia page for milkshake duck:
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