I smell you’re blood.
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the time i did that video destructoid interview and claimed that gears of war ‘was a game for idiot assholes’ and everyone on twitter got mad at me for shitting on their favorite game AND being ableist even though I am an idiot asshole that plays gears of war
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i liked when cara came over and we had an incredibly similar conversation but all agreed that gears of war is awesome because it’s dumb as fuck instead
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Golden Logres is another pinball simulator by LittleWing. A sequel to both Tristan and Crystal Caliburn, the game features three tables based on the Arthurian legends: Camelot, Land’s End and Fisher King. […] After all the quests are complete, the game moves to the next table after hitting the drop targets for the sloth, envy and lust sins, and sinking the ball in the quest hole. In the second table called Land’s End, Lancelot, Tristan and Gawain, the three knights considered the bravest of them all, must prove their courage by undertaking the most dangerous quests. A multiball starts after completing each adventure. Tristan has to kill the dragon, by shooting its ramp and turning on all the lights that spell its name, then sink the ball in the medicine and “myst” hole. Lancelot must lift the curse that fell upon Dolorous Gard, his castle, by shooting the castle ramp and turning on “CASTLE”, and receive a gift from the Lady of the Lake after dropping the ball in the magic shield hole. Gawain has to defeat the Green Knight by hitting the “ERRANTRY” ramp to turn on the letter lights, and collect a proof of bravery from Lady Bercilak by getting the ball inside the sash hole. When all the quests are complete, the game switches back to Camelot automatically. In the final Fisher King table, the ultimate goal is to collect the holy grail from the castle. The three guardians of the grail (Perceval, Bors, and Galahad) must acquire the holy relic and bring it back to Camelot. They receive the aid of other three fellow knights: Balin, Gareth and Palomides. Balin must get the Longinus spear that pierced Jesus on the cross, by turning on its name hitting the “LONGINUS” spot targets, and enter the castle at the top of the table.
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My goodness this has to be the most madeup sounding video game i’ve ever heard of
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Early in The Dig, after being transported to an alien planet, Mission Commander Boston Lowe says “The asteroid was a spaceship?” and one of the scientists corrects him “Not a spaceship, a starship, capable of traveling between stars.” Much like my 7th grade english teacher saying “A book is bound pages with a cover. That is a work of fiction with a narrative. It is not a book, it is a novel.” I will be thinking of that exact line every time I correct this word for myself and others.
Oh right, there’s one of these as a brick joke in Assassin’s Creed IV: “You can put a boat on a ship. You can’t put a ship on a boat.”
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Monopoly is not better than videogames!!!
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Monopoly makes you feel, ha, human.
Somebody just like the human like that.
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instead of terrifying the elderly, teenagers should be terraforming mars
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‘I think it’s better that families play real games’
The original gatekeeper.
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She died before she could see games become art 
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calling bullshit - “let’s have aggression with one another and get it out of our systems” is a fightgame winquote if ever i read one
you can play at hatin but the truth will not be beat
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people don’t understand that fighting games are totally different til they play them I don’t think
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i think most of us will die before that happens 
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everyone forgetting about the release of a true game as art in bioshock infinite itt smh
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Didn’t this Kojima dude say
CAN LOVE BLOOM IN BATTLEFIELD???
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