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Cringing at the thought of a modern Gex saying it’s over 9000 or commenting on Szechuan sauce

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Gex, tears in his eyes, does the Wakanda pose and says, “Gexkanda Forever - that’s the sort of pop culture cross-over I can celebrate.”

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gex grabs the remote and turns on the latest episode of family guy “is watching this tax deductible”

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these sound too hip

“If this game was any more epic, you’d be buying it by the rasher”
in some sort of boulder/mountain level, dodging falling rocks “I don’t find it tricky at all!”
encountering some nasty enemy “this guy’s got more beef than a Whiplash Whopper”

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gex should do a whole level rambling about how he wants lorena bobbit to cut off his tail over and over

or how he wants tonya harding to bust both his kneecaps

or how he wants to eat monica lewinksys asshole

my ideal gex is what if leisure suit larry was on a watchlist

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LOL

I love it, finally a reason for a new Gex to exist

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This is the game I was born to make

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Would it be too easy if Gex 4 is called Gex 4: Unprotected Gex?

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Main thing I think of about Gex is that time I was browsing SB and my mother offered me a bowl of ice cream, and as I turned around to accept it I saw she had a sort of perplexed/concerned frown on her face, and when I turned back to my screen I saw the big “GEX HAS BEEN SUCKED” banner front and center

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Tie-in merchandise from Nerf, the Gex Pistols

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the imdb database covers podcasts??

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it’s also news to me

a theoretical spoilt child of a yuppie in the early 90s. dad’s an easily impressed early adopter, so the first two consoles this kid gets are the cd-i and the 3do.

everyone at school should be impressed with these advanced consoles that none of them can afford, but for some reason, none of them are.

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I had a real friend who was this except it was the Jaguar

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The CD-i is conceivably entirely dog shit but I don’t know, I think I’d have been impressed with PO’ed. Though I suppose it’s also on Playstation in a more or less imperceptibly worse version.

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i also think the 3do is a somewhat underrated console. it’s big problem is that it came out too early, and the year between it and the saturn and playstation really made a big difference.

there’s a lot of interesting indie/artsy stuff that came out for it thanks to its low licensing cost for publishers, especially in japan.

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Neo Geo to 3do was an Incredible step down for clueless rich kids

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