videogame things you think about a lot lot lot lot

Triggerman (Gamecube) and Bullworth (Movie) have the same poster.

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out of its specific context, but with the wider context of knowing what adventures they’ve already had at this point, the text box looks like aeris is trying to get cloud to dress up again

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so do forgotten Halo killer HAZE and that one black mirror episode

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USS_Callister_Into_Infinity

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I thought of this bit again while reading the courtroom scene in The Merchant of Venice which I swear to god is exactly like an Ace Attorney case: the judge is an impostor, the legal principles are clearly made up on the fly and by the end, the plaintiff somehow winds up getting convicted instead

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I have no beef, mostly, with Roguelite games or games that have those elements in them.

BUT, if you have the word Rogue in your game’s title I am going to assume a certain level of derivativeness.

(This post brought to you by the YouTube thumbnail of a game trailer for Roguebound Pirates, which is an awful title)

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i know ā€œgames expensive no manualā€ isn’t a hot take, but buying cds really drives the point home

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That one time my workmate told me she didn’t play video games cause they were ā€œeither for kids or about shooting peopleā€.

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She forgot the other kind, the ones that are about cars.

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but Cars is very much made for kids

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and you can shoot for gaps in cars :tarothink:

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Can’t think of any good examples that are ā€œdespite looking like it’s for kids, it’s actually about shooting peopleā€ or ā€œdespite looking like it’s about shooting people, it’s for kidsā€ that isn’t really obvious like Fortnite or Roblox

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Splatoon

Back in the day I think Call of Duty had this rep.

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Is this two layers of replacing the text in a comic. Does this really expect me to remember what the first replacement was, in addition to the original comic. Something something Baudrillard

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L right now

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Probably some day soon, ā€œclosed worldā€ and ā€œlevel-basedā€ will be buzzwords that are used to advertise games once people get sick of open worlds and Metroidvanias being the only kind of new game to exist.

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Nothing drove home the why of games becoming so much more expensive quite as much as the credits sequence for that suicide squad game

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Which should I tell myself to play and inevitably put back down? Chrono Trigger on my PC or Final Fantasy VI on the Switch 2?

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Probably FF6 if you’re worried about quitting midway through. There are a couple of severe pacing/motivation drops in Chrono Trigger’s story. Particularly when it sends you for no reason to the ruined future where even all the NPCs are demoralized

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They don’t send you to the ruined future for ā€œno reason.ā€ It’s to show you what will happen if you don’t see things through!!

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I’ve done like 6 hours of each game on multiple occasions. I feel like I want to play FF6 first though, but I’m moody and tomorrow it’ll be Chrono Trigger.

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