The Promise Shall Be Fulfilled
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Saga releases an updated VMU that by 2026 is the only videogame console on the market
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Hollow Knight: Silksong will still not be released and further details will find that it was never started. It was all an elaborate smoke and mirrors.
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Nintendo is forced to address the popularity of Luigi âLuigiâ Mangione in a very vague press release.
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Extremely visceral AAA soulslike where you play as Igor Stravinsky, with a soundtrack entirely composed of Bela Bartok pieces.
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The layoffs will continue until morale improves.
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Embracer Group will buy an island micronation, layoff all residents.
The next portable PC will be sold by Monster Energy. It will support Antstream, Quake Live, and be the only storefront that the SEGA will stream Genesis games through.
Nintendo releases some dumb fucking toy that your kids get bored of in a week but for some reason all the legacy media have to cover it anyways.
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The largest single source of revenue for Blizzard for the year is their collaboration skin with PUBG Mobile. Itâs the third best selling skin of the month, behind 3.0+1.0 Asuka, and Kendrick Lamar.
Donald Trump says his favorite videogame is Jak 2 and none of us know what the hell weâre supposed to do with that information.
Phase 6 of the MCU starts with a television series exclusively available in Fortnite Fall Guys maps.
Transformers ReActivate is announced for a 2025 release date. It does not ship in 2025 and the release date is not updated. Six more toys based on the game are available at target and walmart.
A loadbearing service provider goes down, there is no way to restore it, but donât worry everyone itâs all been backed up on the internet archive.
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Unannounced release of a new Gex game, Gex vs the Multiverse, in which our wisecracking gecko teams up with multiversal versions of himself, all pastiches of popular movie franchises, to kill dana gould. It becomes the most popular game in history. Gex skin released for fortnite.
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- a legacy Japanese game dev decides to get into the hot new world of NFTs
- switch 2 launches with a very small group of launch titles, consisting of: Gradius Battle Royale, Nuevo Super Mario Hermanos U (Fiesta Edicion), Hello Kitty Island Adventures, Skyrim, and Solar Jetman: Jetting Again
- Paradox garners a surprise hit with their true-to-the-source release of Campaign for North Africa
- Phil Fish releases a game under a psuedonym for the 8th year in a row
- Fortnite has their most impressive in-game celebrity event ever, as Jelly Roll presides over an âin-game concertâ/scripted event in which Jelly urges pre-teens to find twenty dollars in order to buy his personalized emote, culminating in him falling off the stage and breaking his fibula in real life, causing internet theorists to collectively lose their minds
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patch notes for the next 3 years center around trying to balance the pasta water mechanics
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Fupa physics
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Meet Nâ Fupa Kingdom
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While fanboys will endlessly debate over the relative game design merits of Gex vs the Multiverse compared to Nintendoâs seamlessly-open-world Odyssey prequel Super Mario Iliad, there will be a near unanimous consensus amongst the gaming press, gamers at large, random parents in Walmart, and selectbuttondotnet that the Gex game is far more aesthetically appealing in all respects.
As part of an innovative youth outreach effort, the Pope will become a VTuber. His first stream will be a reveal/longplay of a church-produced RPG that gamers everywhere will immediately nickname âCatholic Undertale.â
Jeff Gerstman will be murdered in his sleep for ranking The Jetsons: Cogswellâs Caper! beneath Dynowarz: The Destruction of Spondylus on his list of 8-bit Nintendo games.
Blatant xenophobia from Gamers towards Chinese AAA games will increase. Things will escalate to the point that Congress will deliberate over whether or not Infinity Nikki should be banned in the states.
I will be immensely angered by the absurd popularity of some screensaver-tier breakout indie hit that everybody wonât shut up about.
Leaked documents will show that Microsoft attempted to get Gamepass on the AppleTV.
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Another sumptuously animated trailer for the new Beyond Good & Evil is released and they admit that, Fuck It, theyâre just making a movie instead of a game.
An open world game based on Bluey is announced and it becomes the most hotly anticipated game for holiday season 2025.
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epic retires the unreal engine and forces every AAA studio to just make their shit in fortnite
persona 6 is an extraction shooter set in an american high school
microsoft announces the xbox mini and no one knows if itâs a novelty retro rerelease of the original xbox, or a handheld
nvidia announces that the 5000 series cards will only be available on a subscription basis to nvidia shareholders. they feature an innovative âbring your own vramâ solution
spiderman 3 wins indie game of the year
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halo 7 ps5 exclusive
ubisoft is acquired by microsoft to further solidify microsoftâs position as a third party publisher making bland aaa games for pc and sony consoles
battletoads is back! (again) missing the peak of the wave of shredderâs revenge clones by a full year
metroid prime 4 delayed to 2027
nintendo makes pro wrestling 2 as a switch 2 launch title and it is somehow less fully-featured then the nes original
capcom contracts platinum games to make p.n. 04 which does so bad that both capcom and platinum go into bankruptcy
a new call of duty game will be released
my dinner with andre⢠andre gregory and wallace shawn fortnite skins
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The OG Morrigan sprite gets UNESCO world heritage status
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Tetris The Grand Master 4: Title Pending is like really good.
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