Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young industry lived in a shining castle.
Although it had everything its heart desired, the industry was spoiled, selfish, and unkind.
But then, one winter’s night, an old beggar-woman came to the castle, and offered the industry a single B-game in return for shelter from the bitter job market.
Repulsed by the game’s haggard appearance, the industry sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away. But she warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for profit is found within. And when he dismissed her again, the game’s graphics melted away to reveal a beautiful gem.
The industry tried to apologize, but it was too late, for she had seen that there was no love in his heart. And as punishment, she transformed him into a hideous bubble, and placed a powerful spell on the castle, and all who lived there.
Ashamed of his monstrous form, the bubble concealed himself inside his castle, with a market research forecast as his only window to the outside world. The game she had offered was truly an enchanted rose, which would bloom until his 2025th year. If he could learn to hire another, and earn them true profit in return, by the time the last petal fell, then the spell would be broken. If not, he would be doomed to burst for all time.
As the years passed, he fell into despair, and lost all jobs. For who could ever learn to love the industry?
I think now that the Switch 2 info/date has dropped Rockstar will make their move.
Are people interested in GTA6? What if it fails? I think that’d be more interesting but extremely unlikely.