union suit samus
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you may not like it but strong afabs in a union suit is peak female performance
They would just have the flap fall open all the time.
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samus can morph ball. she can sew that shit shut and still find a way for her body to evacuate
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morphdoggyballs
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Does she still have an on-screen timer when she evacuates?
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What’s this about flaps
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Apparently union suits have turned into a… thing, that… uh
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my favorite Samus is the one from this Nintendo Power 2-page spread that just explicitly says she’s huge and shredded
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this is the only way I can ever think of her
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i saw this post and removed my own union suit to put on something else
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Daphny joins the Conthreaderacy.
HOW DARE YOU!! NEVER!!
Do you climb out through the flap, like a ship hatch?
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Samus is just tall in a normal way? I feel like I’ve heard people talk about her being giant.
Why did I think she was supposed to be some kind of superhuman giant person?
I blame this tweet and this tweet only for skewing our perception of normal 6’3"-tall person Samus Aran.
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that’s a fucked up chart yo
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Uh.
That sure is an image.