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Development duties had to shift because Double Helix was acquired by Amazon Game Studios, just in time for no information or entertainment to cross that event horizon.

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Microsoft sell me a $30 4K Reach on Windows, you need the mindshare

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I feel like they’ve somehow missed the point of expanding their colour palette, I still don’t like what the game is doing visually at all, but I am excited to see hollow knight with a bit more to it, the original failed to hook me

yeah it’s still super monochromatic, but I feel like that’s most games’ idea of “coherent art direction” these days

(I realize I was wishing the link’s awakening remake was monochromatic just a few posts up but this is obviously because I have extremely complex, sophisticated, and nuanced tastes)

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Save us (me) from the incessant negativity Tim

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crackdown 3 looks like saints row 5 not a diss

MINESWEEPER ROYALE

someone make that

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Jezzball Royale

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skifree royale

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chip’s challenge battle royale

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Solitaire Royale.

Wait…

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mario party bumper balls royale

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A 100-player Mario Party Battle Royale would be the best kind of hell.

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Mario Party 4 or 5 had this amazing feature where, if you pressed the Z button at any time, your character would say the same, single line. You could just press that over and over and have Wario constantly cackling the entire game.

I want that feature to be global in a 100-player battle royale.

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I’m still bummed that I spent like an hour filling out a survey Microsoft sent out about Sunset Overdrive that 1) implied they were considering stripping the humor out of it and 2) nothing ever came of it.

I mean, given the first part, maybe for the best?

This feature persisted. In Mario Party 8 (the one I played the most), it would have two different voice lines triggered by waggling the remote.

We basically spent our time between turns making jerk off motions to annoy each other with constant barks.

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SELECT BUTTON
making jerk off motions to annoy each other

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Monkey Ball Royale I win where is my money

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Noby Noby Boy Royale

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not gonna lie this post is the only thing that made me realize these are actually two unrelated things

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