The Geoffies - The Tenth Anniversary

The Game Award noms are about to be spake. Let’s collectively spit-take and share our favourite Imagine Dragons tracks.

Then we can watch it on (checks notes) 2024-12-13T00:30:00Z where there will be all manner of promos and premieres. World and otherwise.

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Well, uh. Was Wukong that good?

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Thanks Geoff

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I refuse to believe it, based on absolutely nothing but vibes

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I will somehow be there AND ALSO be square

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I hope either Elden Ring (a half of a game), Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth (a third of a game) or Astro Bot (a nothing of a game) win.

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I suspect it’s included because it sold 20 millions copies

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It’s telling that UFO 50 (50 games) was snubbed for GotY

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oh hey they nominated another vtuber this year for the content creator category (this is how you can tell the geoffies are a legitimate awards show)

i hope she wins

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That’s 49 more games than you’re allowed!

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Radioactive, radioactive

And the obvious winner is…

Elden Ring: Dark Hole of the Shadowtree or whatever the fuck!

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I haven’t played any of these, but the internet loves Elden Ring, so that’s going to win. Black Myth: Wukong will get runner-up because it looks the most Gamer Bro of the lot and traditionally that would win but the internet still hasn’t gotten over playing through iteration after iteration of Demon’s Souls. Astro Bot and Balatro are just there so they can go, “Hey, look, we also got some indie-looking shit, so we’re not completely bought!” and have absolutely zero chance.

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The only way to win at Gaming is to be a 2D woman or a 3D man…

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:tarothink:

I remember there being an impromptu non-official cover-art draw-alike contest of this

that turned into an artpop artist showcase


… guesssss this calls for a revival?

:smirk:

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just as low energy as I’d expect but it’s somewhat touching that the committee choosing the indie nominations still has so much love for epic orchestral your-companion-dies-at-the-end ghiblicore wallpaperwave pasteltrance team ico beats to study to and slavish zelda clones with unique presentation twists. 2010s will never die. semper fork parker.

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GOTY and “best direction” are the exact same noms, so I feel confidant saying Wukong will take one and Erdtree will take the other.

I think the fact that there’s not a single mobile game in the “best score” category is proof that the nomination process for the gameys is completely nonfunctional.

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when will it end

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Erdtree’s inclusion is already a big “but it’s not a game” kerfuffle so let me put mortal lock odds on Black Myth: Wukong for its stand against feminist propaganda. Tell me this ain’t the year for that, I dare you.

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i shant be watching any of this as i am still holding strong to the pledge but i will bet on Balatro winning as its the perfcet half-attention / fiscally successful / low-commitment game for geoffs coterie of insiders to laud. erdtree wont get it because only ppl who like games go back to old games & everything else other than may b astrobot is simply too specific

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i’m not getting roped into watching this shit live again, i did it a couple years ago, had to stay up until the dead middle of the night and saw more commercials in a couple hours than i usually do in a year, and all of the announcements were incredibly boring. i’m ok with just browsing the cliffsnotes the morning after, just like any tech press conference

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Im going to hike up a mountain while the conference is happening so nature can filter only the commercials through my connection.