Hmm I was working with outdated intel provided by my 12 year old self. Now that I think about it, knowing me, I didn’t even try ramp mode.
Ramp mode rules. The main game was pretty fun in its own way, but I only played it after chilling in ramp mode for a bit.
GASP
before you get your hopes up, because i said ‘all the way through’
its one big ass ramp with lots of secrets and you can do tons of tricks, it feels very proto tony hawk… but it is only one level
also theres good easter egg deaths, the one where you split your skull open down to your asshole because you landed on the spine upside down is my favorite
its so slick though, i still havent looked up the movesets because its convinced me im doing the moves by FEEL
the regular game starts to click when you dont try to kill everything and get the hang of the ollie physics, but the ramp mode is definitely a FEATURE
I just automatically went to it first when I first started the game because even kid me knew that “ramp=best” just by default.
TFTYD in Metal Gear Solid 4: Sons of The Patriots is crawl under a truck to trigger a cutscene.
the first thing you do in elevator action is ride a zipline to the elevator
the first thing you do in elevator action returns is ride a helicopter to the elevator
the first thing you do in elevator action DX is get briefed by a smoker
The first thing you do in Super Mario Bros 2 is fall a bunch and discover screen wrap
the first thing you do in morrowind is get woken up by your prison pal
the first thing you do in oblivion is walk forwards and get taunted by your prison enemy
The first thing you do in Daggerfall is open a door and fight a rat
The first thing you do in Spider and Web is exit a blind alley, except it immediately turns out the first thing you’ve just done is lie.
the first thing you do in my house is take off your damn shoes
Looks more like building the floor to me
I kinda want to see a JRPG that forces you to unequip your shoes everytime you enter a residence
the first thing you do in steambot chronicles is BE THE BAD GUY IF YOU WANT
TFTYD in Skyrim is run off from your execution because it eventually turns out you’re the Chosen One in a devolution of theme in the TES series.
In most Contra games
the first thing you do is run one screen forward and shoot the guy running at you.
the first thing you do in hitman is botch the job
In Contra 3, the first thing you do is blow up a car.
That was sharp, deserves more blood
TFTYD in Shenmue 1 is exit your room.
TFTYD in Shenmue 2 is get your picture taken by a tourist scammer and ask for directions and get told of a free place to stay that will be shut down before the day is over.