Super Nintendo Exploration Squad Episode #6 - Cyber Knight II

I should have made this a couple of days ago, but oh well, here we are.

The doodle below is for next weekend, August 19th and 20th, Check the time zone stated - I’m not sure if it automagically switches to your time zone or not! I’m in PST so it might default to that - just double check.

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We’re going to be playing Cyber Knight II, our first fan translated game. It’s translated by the legendary GideonZhi, who also translated Cave Story and like, four billion other games.

We’re changing Mahjong Minute to Salaryman Corner (Thanks Sakurina!) The SNES has a glut of pachinko, horse racing, and mahjong games that couldn’t support a full hour long podcast. Instead of dedicating entire episodes to those games, we’re going to play them for 5 minutes and then talk about it for 5 minutes in the podcast. This week it’s “Turf Hero,” apparently a horse racing game (or a turf laying simulator???)

I’m still creating ROM packs but in the interest of not getting SB shut down, I’m not putting them on the forum anymore. You can find them in the discord (see below) in the #resources channel. PM me if you can’t find it. Or just yell in the thread, that’s cool.

As a reminder, we discuss the game based on 5 topics, listed below:

Gun - mechanics of play, essentially
Vanity - look, sound, feel, etc.
Mystery - does this game feel like it has any deeper mysteries? interpret as you will
Poetry - anything particularly striking, visually or word-ually or whatever
Harmony - how does it all come together?

If you’re recording, please play the main game for an hour or so, and take a couple of notes on those 5 topics. I guess this is a JRPG so there might be more interest in playing it longer. I’m going to try and put like, 5 hours in, but don’t feel like you need to do more than 1.

And for Turf Hero, seriously, don’t spend more than 5 minutes on it unless you’re really digging it.

Recording is still happening on Discord. I’ve created a channel just for this purpose, it’s also a neat hangout and I added a bunch of emoji for all the games we’ve played already. Also the files are hosted here (sort of)

Godspeed

should remind people that priority is given to people who haven’t been on the show yet in case that encourages them to participate

the translator is (or at least has been) an SBer so I wonder if it’s worth mentioning that or giving him a heads up

also Turf Hero is a great name

Whoa no kidding?? Aeon is a minor Celebrity to me

yeah Aeon Genesis is his site, his username is GideonZhi (would tag but he last visited in Feb '16 so he may have bigger fish to fry at the moment)

GideonZhi come home

Oh yeah that’s right, I always forget

It’s official, we’re recording on Sunday at 12-2 PM Pacific! Here’s a celebratory collage

@Tulpa @shrug @ferrets @CourierRice @OneSecondBefore

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Woah, those screenshots look dope. Is this game actually dope?

Well, I haven’t actually left the ship yet. So…maybe?? Good graphics.

If when this episode is released you do not learn why Tulpas and shrugs are not allowed by law to make childrens together then know that clint is still censoring me in accordance with the Hague’s dark obfuscation agenda. #INFOWARS #INFOVORES

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yo it’s out!! i’m super proud of this one, everyone did a great job, esp. @CourierRice

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I’m sir Patrick Stewart and my million rat daughters will eat every poop in the space sewers if a brave hero doesn’t answer the call

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in british seaside arcades of the mid 90s, there were these horse racing macines with little plastic horses. the horses all had jockeys wearing different coloured outfits, and there were different coloured coins slots. each horse had its own odds, and you put 2p in the slot of your choice, and if that hore won, the machine paid out a bunch of 2ps back. i might have a few things wrong here, since this was 20+ years ago and they were machines i wasn’t particularly interested in.

also regarding horse meat, there was a big scandal in the uk a few years ago where it was discovered that a bunch of meat products sold as beef were actually made of horse. they eventually sourced all the meat to this one abbatoir in eastern europe somewhere, and like, some reporter or something asked “why did you sell all these companies horse meat?” and the guy was like “this is a horse abbatoir, what else would i sell them?”

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the hero the world needs right now imo

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Missed a chance to do my great Patrick Stewart impression///////

sorry only terrible patrick stewart impressions allowed

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