STUNLOCK THE PRESSES: combo breaking news (Part 1)

finally some representation from ninty

I like this one of post-post-flood Hyrule Castle

RHINOTAURS

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Shalom, goy Bowser!

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wwow

Goth Yoshi’s Island with a cordyceps themed villain is a fucking wild concept

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however, this guy can get it

witchplant

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Scuttlebutt is that they fucked something up, rights-wise, with getting Ash into the game, so all the stuff that was datamined (and that very good trailer tease!) was for naught. Dude isn’t coming :frowning:

Excited for Shang Tsung to play a bigger part in this story DLC. Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa’s return to the role was pretty great for as little as he was in the game, so having him be a big focus of this next story chapter oughta be good.

Still though, only three characters. Damn. Hope they have another pack down the line, or the select screen is gonna be like Marvel vs. Capcom Infinite, all weird and lopsided.

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instead we get RoboCop, which would make sense if he didn’t move like a Resident Evil character in the movies. Is he just going to stand still and shoot at people?

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I dunno, they made the T-800 kinda chunky but mobile enough. I guess they could figure something out.

Or I guess they can go all Robocop 3, give him a jetpack.

If one of his between-round-standing-back-up-after-defeat animations isn’t him bugging all out like he did in the first movie, this whole dang thing is a waste.

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It’s amazing that they took a people whose only known representatives are female (or AFAB at least), who are notable for their androgyny, and were immediately like, “But you play as a conspicuously male dude and the whole game is built on that.”

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New Felix user title?

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Do they still have Animalities? What do you think RoboCop’s Animality will be?

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I definitely would’ve taken false flag straight man by now if I wanted to play that part of myself up that much

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Zelda games have the best whales

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Yo did they call that one the Wind Fish because it breathes through a spout :exploding_head:

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i for one will be setting all my sliders to genitals

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yes but all the sliders are set to genital. every single one

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let me put max slidered genitals on my face you cowards

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The fatality possibilities are endless though!

Warning! very graphic:

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that they got Peter Weller for this makes me so happy

very little makes me feel like a nostalgia mark like Mortal Kombat, and in continually new ways

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imperial Edge