STUNLOCK THE PRESSES: combo breaking news (Part 1)

and some no-longer recent (Tower of Heaven is 11 years old!)

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:dansemacabre:

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That explains why the trailer is just the player dying. I love it.

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Most interesting but of information is the stuff about the raider you can make and put online for your friends to use in their game, kind of like the pawns in Dragon’s Dogma.

Keighley getting in front of the virtualization of events. The end of E3 maybe?

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I’ve been saying we should move E3, et cetera to Second Life for a few years. Sony should dig out PlayStation Home for its events and press conferences. Then we can finally Go Home again.

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Holy shit every second of that was awesome.

“Everything he owns is made of metal.”

“He knows everything… except mercy.”

“Hunt then down and earn a healthy living… by making living unhealthy.”

Who wrote this I love them.

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these all sound suspiciously like tim one-liners tbh

i feel like most of them are pretty lifeless for tim content

her favorite smell is fear? eh

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third party xbox game showcase livestream on may 7th. based on fromsoft’s past history and rumors earlier in the year regarding intention to show a trailer at a microsoft event, it’s possible-to-likely that there will be something involving elden ring here.

and nintendo’s is postponed, though individual third party announcements may continue to go through.

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it’s a bowl of the tastiest chrome cereal with frosted metal shavings on a saturday morning

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https://www.atarichain.com/

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:roll_eyes:

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why does atari think their brand have any credibility left in it

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it’s actually insanely good for cryptocurrency to be associated with a medium where you dump money into a machine that provides a few moments of distraction punctuated by crushing defeat and the opportunity to spend more money

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2021: SEC Investigating Atari for Distributing Unlicensed Securities

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Hasn’t the brand been sold a few times now? I think “Atari” doesn’t actually exist as an entity in truth anymore. I could be wrong.

But you’re still right, Atari is dead outside of the Nostalgia Machine which is I guess what it can still cling to.

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Yeah, whoever owns the brand nowadays has no idea what to use it for, because Atari Hotels weren’t that appealing either.

From February but I just found out about this.

The people who run this company really cannot just get out of their own way. Fuck video games.