STUNLOCK THE PRESSES: combo breaking news (Part 1)

odyssey’s story burned me so fucking hard absolutely not. no way. you cant draw me in with a tough woman character again ubisoft. NOT THIS TIME. shes gonna fucking be obsessed with conquest and wearing mens bones she kills as armor, then theres gonna be fucking DLC where you can put her in a maid outfit or some shit NOPE NOPE NOPE

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Supposedly there’s “more news to come” soon.

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They’ll give you the option to put a beard on her because “Vikings lol”.

I feel like there are still more unusual historical settings we could see that haven’t been done 89437 times.

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This is good.


http://manbitesshark.com/
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well, there are always exceptions

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Ok, what is this!?!? Someone in the comments gave a rough translation saying that it’s a book with “all the words” from the Mother series in it.

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It’s a script compilation book, basically. All the scripts, printed in a book. But from what I understand, this is just a sort of “phase 1”?

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Yeah, that’s right. At the end it says there’s lots of news to make mother fans happy to come and this is the beginning of the Hobonichi Mother project.

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https://trashy-rascal-studios.itch.io/lasagna-boy
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Wow I haven’t seen much deep nostalgia for the original Gameboy palette.

finally watched this, i’m really torn bc on one hand the ‘finally the true nobility of the unfairly maligned and victimized viking raider will be revealed, in video game form’ is so ridiculous but on the other hand i have to give them my respect for making the british play the role of the brutish ogre-people

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Assassin’s Creed absolutely loathes the Brits but, after all, Ubisoft is French.

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I liked how in the article the Ubisoft person was like “Yeah we present Alfred the Great as this kind of villain in the trailer but he’s more nuanced as a character as the game goes on because history etc.” and I can’t wait to see them thread the needle of weaving the history of Alfred uniting Britain against the Vikings with a bunch of ancient alien lost technology shit.

I’m calling it right now because it’s so obvious: They’re going to have Alfred the Great found the Templar Order.

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perhaps he will hereafter be known as ‘alfred the nuanced’

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also it is going to be very interesting to see this occupy the same gamerspace as the samurai game where you fight mongol invaders or whatever. truly a ‘good people on both sides’ moment in gaming

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It’s strange that it has an English website, are we getting it, too?

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Why though

this game’s claim to fame is being extremely bad

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I can point you towards at least 4 recent games.

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