STUNLOCK THE PRESSES: combo breaking news (Part 1)

damn they made twitter usable immediately after i deleted my account

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haha eat shit people of note

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when i went to a boat show at the lake last year AMERICA’S NAVY had a big ass tent with an obstacle course and VR room and they were very good at capturing the excitement of teenage boys :frowning:

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going through the story of this game really feels like you’re having an adventure with a magical new friend but keep running into their toxic ex at the gym

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Wow we’ve only been in Iraq and Afganistan for 19 years!

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Microsoft Flight Simulator (2020) comes on ten discs. I want to get it now :open_mouth: so I can watch the whole series.

https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2020-07-15-microsoft-flight-simulator-comes-on-10-discs

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I can only imagine the pitch.

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shut it all down

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The lack of anything exciting happening in the trailer except a cabinet falling over at the end doesn’t inspire a lot of confidence but the world can always use more FMV games.

Tomi: In terms of the original plot we had imagined, it turned out very different, but very good, if I do say so myself. Shigema, what do you think?

Shigema: Yeah, I would agree.

Tomi: The original plot involved airships and this big fleet of one hundred sailing ships, these 10 mechanical moving castles, a group of magic users… oh, and there were steam powered rockets flying everywhere, in a kind of outer space war setting. Anyway, it was going to be really extravagant, with everything animated. I remember there was a scene where Luna would sing and all one hundred ships would sink.

Shigema: The early plans had a much stronger steampunk vibe. It was really pushed to the fore.

Tomi: I feel like more than steampunk, it was about the struggle of young people trying to live through a time of war.

Shigema: Hmmm, yeah. Though somehow I feel a little embarrassed saying that out loud.

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Lord Jesus almighty this is going to be the new Night Trap isn’t it

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an FMV game where you’re a creeper who broke into some cam model’s webcams during their “off” hours. you’re spying on them doing things, and then you notice something creeping out of the darkness. oh shit, it’s demons or something! just because you’re a pervert doesn’t mean you can’t help this person! you need to figure out how to alert them, have them take you seriously, and then keep them alive!

and then at the very end, you got the good ending, and you finally get to meet the person face-to-face, and they thank you, and then slap you out of existence for being a creepy pervert stalker.

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Maybe it’s a competitive stalk-em-up

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LADY STALKERS

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I can’t believe there’s a game called VR Stalker and it’s just an air combat game.

and lady stalker which is just a climax isometric platformer.

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Sorry folks, videogames have been postponed indefinitely. Please enjoy this Taco Bell voucher

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No more frito burritos?

Fuck Taco Bell.

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Oh cool, Taco Bell’s tired of being the one fast food place vegetarians actually have options at.

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