STUNLOCK THE PRESSES: combo breaking news (Part 1)

listening to this now as it is actually July 15th in the US, and yeah, this album is good stuff.

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I hate how celeste uses subpixel effects and shaders that shit always looks so corny to me, using a high res font for UI only makes it worse!

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A villager named Ethan tries to protect his family, but things don’t exactly work out. Instead of dying Ethan becomes the Arisen and sets off on a quest to kill the Dragon with the help of a Pawn — a being that exists only to hunt the Dragon.

The Hero of Legend and Warrior of the Drake: ETHAN!

Also, wasn’t RE7’s hero named Ethan?

I called my character “Fingers”.

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Ethan is such an FPS protagonist name.

John Ethans
Ethan Riggs
Ethan Hawke
Ethan Garrett
Ethan Briggs

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A villager named Ethan tries to protect his family, but things don’t exactly work out. Instead of dying Ethan becomes the Arisen and sets off on a quest to kill the Dragon with the help of a Pawn, and the full motion video horsepower of the Sega Saturn

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dragon’s ligma

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If you ask me there’s one dragon-based RPG which is begging for an anime retelling.

Ring-Fit-Adventure-Dragaux-524x295

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Dragaux

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how much erotic drago fanart do y’all think is out there. I dare not look.

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dragaux’s dogma

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There is a lot. It’s intense.

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there’s been several dragon quest anime

one of them (dai no daibouken) is apparently one of those shows that has worldwide popularity, but barely anyone in english-speaking countries has seen it.

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if the hero didn’t live with like, eight hot girls from outer space we didn’t give a shit

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I’ve been playing Ring Fit Adventure and Dragaux is totally not my type but I was also like “holy shit he is very sexual.”

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I often wonder what the hell he and Ring got up to back in the day.

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i read it, it owns

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i thought Dragon’s Dogma was a story about a huge ripped lady throwing men off cliffs and looking blandly surprised whenever plot happens to her, what’s this Ethan shit

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how surprised I was to learn that my character Conan the Crumberian’s prime life goal was depositing every villager onto his roof

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the netflix algorithm will determine which character ethan makes out with in the final episode

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Twitch viewers in the Army’s channel are repeatedly presented with an automated chat prompt that says they could win a Xbox Elite Series 2 controller—an enhanced controller with customizable options and extra paddles for advanced play that costs upward of $200—and a link where they can enter the “giveaway.” It, too, directs them to a recruiting form with no additional mention of a contest, odds, total number of winners, or when a drawing will occur.

The Army declined to comment.

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