STUNLOCK THE PRESSES: combo breaking news (Part 1)

I mean no obviously not

claiming that they aren’t sexualized, are you joking

it’s not really good diversity if they are specifically appealing to the male gaze!

ubisoft design an operator I won’t want to fuck challenge

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felix you would settle for a fucking toilet paper roll and some lube I think we can just put the ladies in normal clothes and everyone else will be fine

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ok but invite rick to sb

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hes a transphobic 16 year old

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so do we hate women or what, what’s going on here

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Sittin here wondering if felix would fuck bloodhound from apex legends

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lol

Also hang on wait

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I didn’t realize it was so cheap. Have to check this out tomorrow.

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did this game just shout “the cake was a lie” at me or am I brain damaged

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yeah I think that was part of the music. which sounds pretty bad. rest of the game looks good though

no, that’s definitely a triggered sound clip. i’m sure you can go in and overwrite these audio clips with something less abrasive in the Steam version, though, like the shrieking of rabbits or wailing baby mario.

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I watched it on mute.

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i’m surprised that it’s being developed by sumo digital

the voices / characterisation of the drivers are bad & unneccessary, the boosting is annoying and hotshot racing is a terrible name. don’t like the hud either, lap and position should be split, position isn’t prominent enough. the long list of achievements at the end of the race makes my heart sink.

player seemed to have trouble smoothly exiting drifts? maybe there is some interest in the handling?

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like when games had names like Grand Prix and Soccer, those were better names than Hotshot Racing.

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Also, at the time of its release, Virtua Racing was emphasizing realism (I think?), whereas the emphasis here is on the unrealistic, both in graphics and gameplay.

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