STUNLOCK THE PRESSES: combo breaking news (Part 1)

“switch lite? more like the vita of the 2020s,” i say before being pelted w raw eggs by the entire forum and thrown in a ravine

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I mean it has Shiren, it has the Not Castlevania, and it has horny visual novels so it’s hard to deny

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I would say the Switch’s online library is closer to Steam than the Vita honestly. Quality control is all over the place. Shady mobile and shovelware ports and thirsty ecchi stuff everywhere.

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You can’t play Persona on a Switch yet.

Well, there’s Tokyo Mirage Sessions

Cyberpunk blowout in a few mins. Will genital customisation be shown?

can’t wait to max out the genital slider and make them blue and put a tribal tattoo on them. also i hope i can get genital haircuts, as well.

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Don’t forget genital scars and makeup

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I hope you can modify how far each testicle hangs

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Testicle yaw and angle

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if i can’t make my character’s entire groin region resemble the head of an elephant then fuck this game i don’t need it

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Cyberpunk Edgerunners anime by Trigger announced for 2022 :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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Remember Remember Me? Cyberpunk is just doing Remember Me memory sequences right now.

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could it be coming to steam?

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that’s the theory!

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people begging for fucking persona 5 on switch

but what they should be begging for is shin megami tensei iii: nocturne on steam because i think the only other way to play it legally outside of on PS2 is on PSN and only on the PS3, I think? i’ve never had the game come up as something i could purchase and install on my ps4, anyway.

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Life would be so much better if they’d let you play those PS2 games on the PS4, but yes, they’re all stuck on the PS3.

I want the entirety of the Atlus PS2 lineup brought over to Switch with minimal quality of life improvements if any in their original aspect ratios. But yes, please let’s start with Nocturne.

Put Nocturne on my Switch and it’ll really soften the blow of SMTV sucking.

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i know it’s atlus but even then i’m still kinda surprised they’ve done nothing with nocturne because it looks great with a simple upscale in pcsx2

might offend purists but would also like to be able to choose what transfers in fusions, i’ve done my x hundred hours hitting cancel confirm over and over again

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I could deal with that so long as they don’t introduce fucking skill cards or something. You make your choices and you live with them.

Nocturne still looks better than most games released this year.

I also wouldn’t mind a button that lets you see what skills do when fusing/viewing status.

That’s it though. That’s the extent of quality of life shit I wanna see. Game’s perfect.

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