Stardew Valley Has Harvested My Fucking Soul

Sheeet.

Heā€™s a shadow people!

:astonished:

Please, we just call them ā€œpeopleā€ these days.

(Actually you get a really rad cutscene with the Krob and the Dwarf King if you get him to like you enough)

I have played a bunch of this game (it says 57ish hours worth) and I have built all the buildings and got the big house and got married and had a baby and did all the bundles and attained access to the casino and took 268,406 steps and Grandpa gave me four candles up on my report card and got the Statue of Perfection and I donā€™t think I need to play anymore. Cool game.

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Basically in the same place, but Iā€™m THREE APPLES SHORT OF FINISHING THE REC CENTER

I fucked up my apple tree this season and lost my window. Now,nearly one game year later, Iā€™m in some kind of horribly heavy-handed folk fairytale where I am completely willing to pay 6 million dollars for an apple, yet nobody in town has ever heard of one.

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Yeah, those durned apples were the last square I filled, as well. I think I would have had to wait another year if I hadnā€™t saved the one my trusty cave bats had previously found. Had to regrow another crop of wheat at the last second, as well, because I didnā€™t realize all 10 had to be of the same quality rating. Marnie you selfish harlot.

Howā€™d you get mushrooms? I chose mushrooms for my cave, thinking I couldnā€™t get them any other way, but now Iā€™m thinking fruit was the way to go.

I think you can find them in the caves? If so, yeah, definitely shouldā€™ve gone fruit.

The red and purple ones spawn in the mines, yeah. The brown ones are random forage in the fall(?), I think, and the other weird kinds spawn in the secret forest area.

Cool. Thanks, Alexander Hamilton. Yeah, just go ahead and sit on my horse, no big D.

the mushrooms/bats decision is fucking me up

mushrooms sound more practical but bats are cute??

my housemate says shrooms and i might just

i just wanna play the game, why are they giving me these huge choices out of nowhere

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The missus has been playing this hardcore for the past few weeks. This is the first game since terraria to really grab her attention like that.

I went with shrooms and lived like a king, but I always regretted not having adorable fruit bats flying aroundā€¦ I actually had one single thing prevent me from completing the rec center for an entire year: one apple. They just did not exist. I wouldā€™ve payed hundreds of thousands of dollars for one single apple, in what has to be some fucked up Stardew Valley parable.

Youā€™ll have the same thing happen, but with one specific mushroom. Itā€™s inevitable.

Fruit hawks, eskaibo. Theyā€™re swoopinā€™ downā€¦ SHITTINā€™ on peopleā€¦ and dragginā€™ em off to the big shit nestā€¦ hope they donā€™t shit on youā€¦

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I asked the missus if she chose shrooms or bats. She said bats and that she stands by her decision.

Do you like diving in the caves? Health potions are much easier to craft if you have a regular supply of purple mushrooms

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This will destroy me.

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Iā€™ve seen it in action. Itā€™s a very socialist set up where your friends get shacks divvied out by the server player. You can get further earlier on because thereā€™s more hands to work a larger portion of the farm (and fish and mine and and and). Not sure how wooing the same girl works (first to ask for marriage wins, I imagine). And at the end of the day you have to wait for everyone to reach their bed or the time rolls over whichever happens first.

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i know player to player marriage is in but iā€™m curious how thatā€™s gonna work compare to player/npc marriage

Thisā€¦ might finally tip me over into playing Stardew actually

i need to justify my hours of farting around with some kind of social element :neutral_face:

Iā€™d like to get back into this game at some point so uh if anyone wants to schedule a time on the weekend or something we can have a stardew socialism party

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