sleazy thread gaiden: stuff from the disney plus twitter account that looks fake but none of it is

except everything in this thread is proper made-by-disney-before-they-owned-everything media

all this is proving is that disney should have died out long ago

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But they made “Brink”.

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Disney deserves to live for keeping the proud genres of Knotsploitation and Kurt Russel Vehicles in circulation

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honestly I’m less enthused by Disney swinging around their giant modern media landscape dick around onto the service and more throwing the multitude of shit only nerds, olds and people who watched the Disney Channel in the late 80s/early 90s would know about

but also where’s Black Jack Savage

where is it you fucking copyright hoarders

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Shrug it’s called Florida it is where Boy Bands came from.

is this from one of those paperbacks you’ve been reading?

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Apparently the full Scarecrow series just got a Blu-Ray release but it’s only available through Disney’s weird movie club Columbia House style bullshit thing. I’m seriously considering signing up for the five months or whatever it takes to get it.

I heard that all of their club exclusives will eventually be on plus. But, I don’t remember if that was confirmed.

Signing up for plus sounds worse than getting fucked out of an extra hundred dollars for physical media.

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For some reason, Disney did a 3+ hour cut of clips from nearly everything debuting on plus:

Davy Crockett ain’t got shit on this theme song

Also note his sweet sidekicks Hellspite and Cerlew

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EG1rNF_VAAAaU0z

Blessed to have all the Don Knotts content I crave, streaming instantly, in one place.

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KnottsKnett.gov just wasn’t cutting it anymore

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for some reason i loved don knotts when i was a kid, but everything i’ve tried to watch/rewatch with him in it has been kinda wretched

like, it’s not that he’s bad in his roles, i think, but like, all his projects are bad

is there a good don knotts vehicle?

well, Disney doesn’t own The Incredible Mr. Limpet

yet

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the ghost and mr. chicken?

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wait, how the hell is Andy Devine not in The Apple Dumpling Gang

but Disney knew about him, he was in furry Robin Hood

this is absolutely nonsensical

It’s the worst

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ok but when is all of this garbage going to get its own kingdom hearts spinoff game

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