[SF Rush Voice] "It's dangerous!!!" Car select mode (Or, hoopties hellojed finds on craigslist)

Bizarre how them Germanz find the most convoluted ways of wreaking havoc in random domains by the most innocent of things they do, and when you step back a bit and think about it, it’s comically evil repercussions could be a james bond or Austin Power-esque mad scientists’ wild dreams come true:

Avoid importing chicken, and the exporting chicken country goes down a rabbithole of building trucks that grow so much in size that they become the terror on wheels.

How do you even come up with such a script?

just askin’ for a friend btw :tarothink:

There’s also the facetious “light truck” exemption from emissions standards that make those vehicles more cost effective to produce, which incentivized a massive and now decades-old advertising campaign across the industry to convince housewives that a humvee will serve their needs better than a station wagon

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American chicken importing has a dire reputation to this day, like even the brits don’t want any of them chlorinated burdz

as if there aren’t any cheerfully European produce fuckeries to skirt past already

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I need something to drive around Bellevue that scares people, I wonder if this might do the trick

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w/o alternator, it will be a horror-flick experience after it gets dark, yes indeed.

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some very bad ideas, like this fiat. I’m sure it just needs a total engine rebuild or a new battery

this subaru legacy is in really good shape, I’d drive this probably. If I need a “grown up” sedan this would be a good choice

Did you know that I really secretly want a Jetta? I love the Mk3s but the Mk2s are pretty good. this is the best one I’ve seen

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Diesel with a 5 speed! Would’ve been a wild daily.

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this looks fun

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I could post this in other threads but it feels like it fits the vibe here

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“shes a runner.” 1991 subaru for sale by owner - Portland, OR - craigslist

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ooog bent valves that thing needs a whole new engine. that said an EJ swap in a loyal would be sick

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lol right

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Today I learned about the Chicago Cutlass

https://www.hemmings.com/stories/car-spotting-oldmobile-chicago-cutlass/

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TWINGO ALERT

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My friend had a Merkur back in highschool, that car whipped ass

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I have always wanted a Merkur and that one’s in great shape. Last one that was local was in real rough shape.

speaking of rough shapes…

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These make me like it about 1% more but that’s it

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