I was driving my mom back from radiation @ the clinic in McMinnville when I saw old Frank’s name on a sign and now I know that dude has a winery 5 miles from here I wonder if he ever visits and yells @ underpaid seasonal migrant workers about how Disney’s Marvel’s Cinematic Universe means he’ll never get to make The Big Movie with other people’s money ever again?
picturing Francis looking at the Sales Figures and cursing the nearby Trappist monks for outdoing him in grape commerce for yet another quarter!!!
what’s this thread about?
i hope sofia coppola continues to follow the family trades and creates her own weed strain
if I keep my ear to the ground
maybe someday
one day
there might be a chance to exchange $$$ for the chance to sip an ice cold can of fresh pinot with the big Copp himself
and then I can say
real casual
“So did you make one of those Iron Man movies or something?”
THE CONVERSATION IS A MASTERPIECE I yell as I’m carried bodily from the veranda by a mysteriously greased Great Nephew
she actually has a sparkling wine in a can brand
perfect.
This is going to end with either Scorsese directing a Kingpin movie or Disney financing a 4 hour sequel to the last temptation of Christ
hopefully he still gets to do the spear move from aquaman
for a sec I thought you meant a sequel to the Farrelly bros Kingpin movie and I was okay with that
cannot effing wait to see Martin Scorsese’s 211 minute NC-17 OBNOXIO: The Clown
the level of vehement defense people leap to for these incredibly bland cynically corporate american propaganda films coming from marvel (“insufferable about marvel movies in person”, good lord) will always baffle me. it’s not “insufferable” to think pablum is bland and shitty, and the devotion people have to these properties - to the point that scorcese’s mild criticism means he must be attacked - feels like a societal sickness
i love goofy outlandish comic-like movies, but for fucks’ sake can america as a culture not indulge in this meaningless culture war shit because somebody had an opinion about corporate media? (no, we cannot, the question is rhetorical)
The wages of poptimism
if i encountered any adult trying to express any kind of opinion about marvel movies in person i’d probably have a panic attack
unless it was just like “thor ragnarok was pretty funny but endgame was too long” i guess, that level discourse i could probably handle irl