Random game names (Part 1)

damn for a sex game that’s a huge number of eyes around the vagina dentata entrance

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It’s like half vanillaware, half Rob Liefeld?

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no, it’s simple: the gal is stacked

  • Chrysalis Inc.
  • N-Age
  • JAMPING FISH
  • Revenge of the Killer Octopus

Since so few game names leapt out at me today I’m gonna show a single screenshot from each game, why not.

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  • Full of work
  • Olgob - The Bold
  • Ai-(Onic)
  • Holomento
  • THERE’S A RIKISHI IN MY HOUSE
  • Antipaint
  • I Hate You, Please Suffer - Basic
  • Super Ride Grandpa

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“Eats oatmeal like you for breakfast” is giving me some real classic SNK win quote energy.

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  • Dialogue Box: The Road Less Traveled
  • Spirits of the Hellements - TD
  • NeuroWorm
  • Balkadia
  • ME_iON
  • Metavusking
  • TECHNOBOG

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  • Me and my eldritch parasite
  • Stranger Danger or Horror, Quest and Magic
  • The Revenge of Mr.Samuel
  • Without kidney
  • Silicomrades
  • The Gunk
  • BoxShowFan
  • Romp of Dump
  • Psycho Bathroom

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  • Space Marmalade
  • Trimps
  • Alcohol Empire
  • Mystiqa
  • Brotato
  • The Neroe
  • Pizza Synthwave
  • The Detail’s In The Devils
  • B99
  • It’s Hard Being A Dog
  • OTXO
  • 25°N 71°W
  • BAHAMIAN BEAT DOWN
  • Kemono Friends Cellien May Cry
  • Alcyone
  • TRATRITLE

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  • SIR ABANDON
  • Tape to Tape
  • Disharmonia
  • Biocide: Karver Island
  • Cactus Cowboy - Plants at War
  • Into The Underdusk

I know what you are asking, how would one handle upgrades in a hockey roguelike?

Pretty obvious in retrospect IMO.

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  • Runnyk
  • Dueledged
  • LENDARIOS STORY BRIGHTNESS PART 1
  • La Jetée
  • Megacopter: Blades of the Goddess
  • Humans Took My Neighbors!

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  • GunBoxing
  • Maneater and the Golden Teacher
  • Best Month Ever!
  • MythBusters: The First Experiment
  • How to Sing to Open Your Heart Remastered
  • PARANECRO
  • DRAGON NINJA BYOKA

Great screenshot IMO, why bother even trying for another?

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  • Linguist FPS - The Language Learning FPS
  • Anna bunny
  • TNTODION
  • Is Simon There?
  • Grandpa’s Cheese
  • Scaredom
  • Ekorella Vol 1
  • Elephant’s Graveyard
  • Naxos
  • bluem
  • FOONDA

TBF perhaps killer robots are the best language teachers of all.

I fear I will be pondering what this means for ages. Also the game is only in english so I’m not sure this is even a machine translation issue.

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“Cringe is based”

Okay so a bit of an announcement: I always had it in the back of my mind that if something didn’t stop me first whenever this topic hit the post limit it would be as good a time to stop with this as any… and then some people went and cut the post limit from 5k to 2k. Still I think this topic likely accomplished whatever it was going to by now so… I think these are gonna be the last 18 or so posts. I just wanted to give a heads up so that it didn’t just disappear or in case anyone wanted to say anything they didn’t get locked out of doing so.

Also this isn’t an oath or anything, on the off chance a month or week later I decide I miss doing it then I’ll just start it back up. God knows if I even remember how to normally browse the new release list anymore.

Anyways with that covered:

  • Vaxomon
  • BoingBoingOuch
  • Ellisar
  • Qrabbles
  • The Hand of Glory - The Blowtorch Files
  • 8/8/88 Needle AL
  • DOLPHIN HUSTLE

So I’ve tried to back off noting poor spelling and grammar in store descriptions as a lot are just machine translations gone wrong and that’s not very fun… but the state of Steam store pages is often grim in this regard and I think these two (yes, two different game pages) are both from possibly native english speakers so…

People please have people read your store descriptions for you before you post them.

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I know it is a sin to hasten death, but:

:servbotsalute:

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This thread is an institution. I’ll feel older when it ends

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This thread “only” being four years old feels wrong even with the pandemic warping all sense of time and space. Like I started playing through all those bundle games just under a couple years back, that beginning roughly at the midpoint of this legit feels impossible.

  • Dashing Orange
  • Running in the Y2K
  • Clarent Saga: Chronicles
  • Platformory
  • The Unfamiliar Story of Grandfather’s Heritage
  • Valera The Drunken Lobster
  • Curro

I just dig the battle background art is all.

Naturally the game this person made for their 6 year old is a first person horror game, here’s a screenshot:

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  • Routine Feat
  • Hellfire 1988: An Oregon Story
  • Ninja JaJaMaru: The Great Yokai Battle + Hell
  • Halloween is Crazy as Hell
  • Squarely Blue
  • Social Moth
  • Hacking for Hermann
  • Dr. Kobushi’s Labyrinthine Laboratory

I was unaware that flushing sneakers was a fantasy of some.

This topic will die as it lived, with me posting screenshots of interesting looking trees.

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  • Super Life: Franchise Lord
  • Dwarfenstein
  • Apotheorasis • Lab of the Blind Gods
  • JumpBeard
  • Realm of Divinos
  • TNTODION
  • Get-A-Grip Chip and the Body Bugs
  • KITBASHERS UNITED
  • Loskop
  • Soda Sabotage
  • Deios I // Directors Cut
  • Njorun’s Will

I’ve lived with using numbers for various letters for so long, but I’m not sure I can deal with using the pi symbol for the letter p.

I legit love a killer robot having that specific of a name.

I generally try to only go with a single screenshot for a given game but this one has a funky aesthetic so you get a screenshot and the store video that sadly spends its first half on what appears to be a questionable combat system before getting to the actual world graphics.

“Encounter strange Deitypunk philosophy” is a hell of a line BTW.

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