Random game names (Part 1)

i’ve played this game. i like it. i think you (@username) in particular would like it.

it really is bizarre how quickly this kind of art has been cheapened, even when it looks incredibly polished. like 15 years ago any recent game with pixel art with what your average every day content fodder pixel arty indie game has now would be a huge event.

this kind of “visual style over every thing else” definitely is a product of the last 10 years of indie games as a thing and just what tracks well on social media i think. it’s definitely filtered down to students i’ve taught in school who get the aesthetic stuff down right away but struggle with more moment to moment design/mechanical stuff.

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Oddly enough I was a relatively low vote on “Throw Cubes into Brick Towers To Collapse Them”, but this is also likely due to the fact that anything above the smallest structures caused the whole thing to basically become a few frames every second slideshow. I purchased this PC back in September of 2010 and it wasn’t like top of the line back then (spending a bit more for 8GB of ram is probably what saved it for a while, it was cheap back then) so anything involving actual physics is asking a bit. I’d consider buying a new one in the near future but prices still seem nuts.

(The other reason I was more than willing to jump into a whole pile of low-end indie games suddenly becomes obvious.)

  • Pranksterz: Off Your Boss
  • Kubinashi Recollection
  • FILTHY US
  • Cocaine Dealer
  • Reta Tus Habilidades
  • Puputan Legend VR
  • Toad On Fire

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  • Sludge Fighters
  • Elemgate
  • Enigmarella
  • Roof Genocide
  • Wytchwood
  • Furry Shades of Gay 2: A Shade Gayer - Love Stories Episodes
  • Mugen Abisu
  • Machine Ruin Self-Destruction Masturbation Life of the Sky Temple
  • MeecheenMe

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  • Inglorious Aztecs
  • Bumpstick
  • Egg King
  • Funtasia - Furry Road
  • Lemon vs. Teddy
  • Retired Men’s Nude Beach Volleyball League
  • Santa Slays Nazis
  • Monkey Doomsday
  • Cave Story’s Secret Santa
  • Mr.Bottle and his dream

And who here was waiting for a Christmas themed Cave Story spinoff built around stealth and without the guy who actually made the game in the first place? Nicalis gonna Nicalis I guess.

(No, I ain’t even gonna bother sharing a screenshot, you are missing nothing.)

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St Nick Cave Story

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this has split-screen co-op

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Well yeah, how else would you include Mrs. Claus?

Yes, those are ninjas, don’t ask.

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  • Doge Dimensions
  • Huygens Principle
  • BACK and BACK to Hell
  • Didnapper 2
  • The Search for MR Fimple
  • Margo: The Bean Adventure
  • JIJImago(old & young)RPGmini
  • Scoober Splat

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  • A Peculiar Adventure On Bast
  • BOPPING DRIVE
  • Funmi
  • ESTEN
  • Chesskoban Bishop
  • Glitchhikers: The Spaces Between
  • Impious Pumpkins

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  • Do Something
  • Albacete Warrior
  • Theory of Poltaran
  • STHELL
  • Great Lakes Simulator
  • Triclinium
  • There Will Be No Turkey This Christmas
  • Helium Electric
  • Marmalade box
  • Aussie Clowns At War
  • Wang fried
  • Vortle

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They must excel at troop transport.

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  • Trials of Proelium
  • Agent Stilus
  • Celerity
  • Kubifaktorium
  • Mon Bazou
  • Trash Sailors
  • Food Poppers
  • DARK OF CHROE
  • Pon Para and the Unconquerable Scorpion
  • Milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk
  • Toram Online
  • 《Drifting : Weight of Feathers》
  • Arcaxer
  • FILMECHANISM
  • Bombyx
  • Subject: Relictus

I see a ton of RPG Maker game screenshots and let me tell you, that’s a much better looking tree than most of them have.

So I’ve mentioned in the past games have a habit of appearing on the “new release” list several times thanks to early access and various other Steam quirks, which often leaves me with some odd feelings of deva ju such as…

Did I see that before, or is this the exact kind of random I’ve seen so many times that I can no longer tell? I searched the topic and it turns out this game was also on the new release list back on January 15th (of course I mentioned the whale parkour back then), which is long enough that I don’t feel bad not being certain but know stuff like this happens frequently.

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  • Angry Rocketeer Frenzy
  • Fish Story: Gourmet Puzzle
  • Foot Fetish Fortress VolTitan Vs. The Jundoh Empire Volume 1
  • Bloxi: The Word Game
  • Chesskoban Cyber
  • Stinky feet: The adventure of BigFoot
  • Beans or Bones
  • Save the princess? Save a fart!
  • 树 Tree
  • Alan and the kid
  • HYPERJUSTICE

The entirety of the “Save the princess? Save a fart!” store page is in Chinese, so I have no idea whether that is the intended name or not.

  • Shankaram: CODE REBORN
  • Splodge Royale
  • Creatures: The Albian Years
  • EBE
  • Super Thrustforce: Orbital Meat Police
  • 100 Hidden Animanaults - Felicat & Laika
  • God Damn The Garden
  • Porcelana
  • Jay Schilling’s Edge of Chaos
  • Limita Luminii
  • Toxastra
  • ShawnCena121
  • Nakornsampan
  • Fish. Love. Danger.
  • Zigglox
  • Desolatium

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I love the diagonal face texture here

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  • Endless Zombie Weekend
  • Bongo Quest
  • Marble Computing
  • EPEJSODION Dodgeball Training
  • The Happy Dismal Town
  • Item synthesis and dungeon exploration
  • Goomanuvr
  • Teraphobia: The Beginning Of Beelzebub
  • September 28 Pizza

Today on Steam’s “Similar to games you’ve played” algorithm:

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  • Shape Boxed
  • Skate or Don’t!
  • Maze of Bears
  • Rhentsu
  • Apotheorasis • Lab of the Blind Gods | Prologue
  • Latarnix Puzzle
  • Me and my eldritch parasite
  • Paunch 2
  • Radiotelegraphist
  • Lastone: Behind the Choice

I legit love the name Skate or Don’t! BTW.

This feels like a cheat.

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a 100+-player battle-royale except it’s
an endless 2-d downhill race, last skater standing wins. brought to you by the Gish guy

https://twitter.com/crypticsea/status/1459251288751816706

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  • Call of Saregnar
  • Slette Mette
  • Kingdom of Dinza
  • Xenrai

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  • Retribution: Universal Requiem
  • The Paribneur Combination
  • Latarnix Puzzle
  • Boris the Sloth
  • Chair Spinning Simulator
  • Scientifically Accurate Dinosaur Mating Simulator 2021
  • Slums of Tetsoidea

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