Random game names (Part 1)

[Father.Torque]

Come out to Costa del Sol, we’ll get together, have a few laughs

[username]

• The Death | Thần Trùng
• Wirewalk()↳
• Calturin
• Holomento
• Kill Them With Cuteness

[username]

• BATTLE STEED : GUNMA
• The Tale of Bistun
• Arcadian Atlas
• There Is No Light 616
• Ressifice
• Enherjar Synergy
• Calculator and monsters
• WHALIEN
• Random Blacksmith Game
• Somewhere in a Clay Nowhere
• Makber

Gorgeous, Next-Gen Dark Neon Visuals within a 40+ hours story in the lore of Transcendence

[BustedAstromech]

@username

Gorgeous, Next-Gen Dark Neon Visuals within a 40+ hours story in the lore of Transcendence

what in tarnation

[nettle]

hey wait that one has been in the list before > Random game names - #1703

[username]

Oh.

That happens sometimes! The Steam new release list is actually a Steam “new release + coming soon” list and that can result in the same game popping up on it several different times (obviously some people game this to get as much exposure as possible). I try my best to catch these but god I’ve been doing this a long time so it can be hard to differentiate between “this seems familiar, have I seen this exact game before” and “this seems familiar, why do so many people make games exactly like this”.

FWIW in this specific case I initially thought I had posted it before, but the screenshot I had used for it last time is no longer on the store page so I figured it must have been a different game.

• Where Is My Parking Spot - Parking Reimagined
• Betrayer: Curse of the Spine
• Heart Lock: A Free Metroid Inspired Game
• Marfusha
• Black Geyser: Couriers of Darkness
• Little Dog Bob
• Mainly at Rest
• Plunger Simulator
• Your Show Has Been Cancelled
• Zombardment
• Volseons

“How much fire do you want in your screenshot?” “All of it.”

While there are over 20,000 unique spells to craft, there is also plenty of loot and secrets to discover in this mazelike world.

I’m glad there is also plenty of loot to discover, I was worried that the 20k spells wasn’t going to be enough.

I have to now quote the store page for Volseons, which I assume hasn’t been updated in a while and is currently listed as coming soon (in 2022).

• Journey through a prologue story arc which sets the tone and backstory of the main game (planned for release in 2019).
  …
• Six years of planned content. Volseons, by nature are adaptive, growing beasts. Our game will reflect this as we release a steady flow of content over the next six years. We plan to release each story epic around a year apart from the last one, each epic will come with a new region to explore with the exception of the last one… which will be something truly special.

I would leave the final judgement for the actual game developers here… but I think they may have been overambitious in either their scope or time line.

[BustedAstromech]

[username]

• Jerma’s Big Adventure
• INNO VATION! 2007
• Wisly and the Chickens!
• KaraDedeler 1989
• Ziode Shadow
• Strawberry Chocolate: Miner 8AD 4SS
• Aptly Rolling
• The Müll Littoral
• Three Fairies’ Hoppin’ Flappin’ Great Journey!
• Impossible Simplified Cube

The chickens tired of having their eggs stolen decide to put an end to this story and with Galinacio help, they start their deadly search behind the weasels. However, when the weasels learn of the hens’ plan, they immediately try to escape, leaving only a single weasel, Wisly. However, what the chickens did not know is that Wisly never agreed with the evil actions of others of his species, feeding only on small fruits from the farm.

[vincenttoups]

This thread always literally gives me a headache.

[username]

• Human Guise: Chapter Ⅰ
• Carrot Girl Adventures
• Terebron
• Eversleep: Lunistice Gaiden
• Drawgaem
• Tar Alterra Adventure Game
• PHYSARUM: Slime Mold Simulator
• Dynarog 2
• Alchemist of Pipiforest
• AutoChess of Gensokyo
• Idle Monkeylogy

[VastleCania]

@username

Eversleep: Lunistice Gaiden

The store description has two strings that decrypt from base64 to this:

AND ATTENTIVE PLAYERS MIGHT FIND OUT MORE ABOUT THE LUNISTICE

AND ONE NIGHTMARE

neat

[username]

• Epifrog
• Tikrace
• Totgeschwiegen - Kapitel I
• The Penguin IQ Test
• The Tau Ceti Terminus
• Puzzledorf
• Nauticalypse

Know what a Hohmann transfer orbit is? Pretty sure you will by the end of this game.

[username]

• Lazy gang
• Shawarma or Shaverma
• 2033: Das Erschwachen der Macht
• Pretty Kitty Fuzzy
• I’m against this marriage
• Afterlife Beans
• Smasher and the Will o’ the Thiccs
• Frincess&Cnight
• The Scorchfarer

FEATURES
Too much actions for puzzle fans
Too much puzzles for action lovers

[username]

• Get In The Car, Loser!
• BOT.vinnik Chess: Early USSR Championships
• Squirrelmageddon!
• Big FLAPPY Tower VS Tiny Square
• Timothy Leary’s Mind Mirror
• Hinata in Hot Maze
• Phobyark
• ENDLESS BECOMING - APARTMENT

Climate change has forced humans to live underground for many years. In our absence, squirrels have become the new apex predator on the planet.

Sometime during the last great war the squirrel experiments began. From what we know, genetically modified squirrels, intentionally infected with an engineered strain of super virus, were to be unleashed upon our enemies.

The Squirrel bio-weapon was designed to do but just one thing - clear entire continents of all human life… They did just that… and more.

[BustedAstromech]

@username

The Squirrel bio-weapon was designed to do but just one thing - clear entire continents of all human life… They did just that… and more.

[username]

• Demons of Asteborg
• Raccoon Arrival
• ZEE.END
• Viral Firar
• The Many Pieces of Mr. Coo
• Robot Daycare
• No Umbrellas Allowed
• Mrs. Fantastic’s Freaky Figurine Shop
• Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store
• RADical ROACH: Infinity

[Rudie]

@username

Demons of Asteborg

This one inexplicably also has a Genesis version.

[username]

• The Durka
• Dextram
• Mr.Treemp
• MesetaMiner (CodeName)
• Thukothea Defender
• Unnatural Freaks: Wolf At Evergreen
• Robosnow
• Eyeballs are your ENEMIES!
• Neutron and the Tri-Spark
• This Is Crying

[username]

• Seishin Destiny
• FGTeeV Goozy
• 2 Synchro Hedgehogs
• Ark of Loif
• Don’t Hate My Music Taste
• Osylla
• Teabat! - Episode One

You are sleeping, having fun listening to your favorite music, and creatures that hate your music taste appear - deal with them!

[username]

Huh, forgot to post yesterday’s post and deleted it already, I actually put effort into that one. The moral is as always never try.

• Combo Babies
• HAJWALA LINE
• CABOUS
• Hindsight 20/20 - Wrath of the Raakshasa
• Arboria
• Hamster on Rails
• Ardarium

“So how textured do you want the player character to be?” “All the way, I want it to be so textured that people would shudder even considering what it’d be like to rub your hand across it.”