Random game names (Part 1)

  • Gorilla Tag
  • Goat over it
  • Tube Tussle
  • Turbo Sloths
  • A Way To Be Dead
  • Dubstep Bird
  • OnlyCans: Thirst Date
  • Tartapolis
  • Robobo TM
  • Puppy Pipy
  • Chesstle
  • Cygnus Pizza Race
  • Lumiland

Yes, the store page mentions Getting Over It.

…Why?

I would question this but after that previous game this seems more reasonable.

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  • Slidungeon
  • flaming/million
  • Role of Hex
  • Zoo Cleaner
  • Pepo
  • Bunny Ribbit
  • Retis Tormentum
  • M.E.A.T. RPG
  • Title_Pending
  • The Interview: You Know What You’ve Got to Do to Get the Job
  • Crazy Flasher Series 2021
  • ComPressure
  • Jumping Over It With Neko Girl
  • COROPATA
  • Lama Azavtani
  • Squareometry

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  • Purrfect Apawcalypse: Love at Furst Bite
  • The Great Unborn
  • Toodles & Toddlers
  • ShapeNeon Chaos
  • Chinese mother in law
  • Decabristov Street
  • Nonestory P1
  • ALTF4

Sorry, I’m just looking at trees again.

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that welcome mat is good

ELCO
W. M

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  • Zenith Into Maronarium
  • Bugvasion TD
  • Slav Dangerous
  • Batallas Galacticas
  • Sausage Fiesta
  • The Road to Gelendzhik Palace

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true Art

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  • My Dream Sport Dating Simulator
  • Buddy Simulator 1984
  • The Damathos Clan
  • Virtuxy
  • After I met that catgirl, my questlist got too long!
  • Mutropolis
  • Dis The Game
  • Ynglet: Prologue
  • Strangeland
  • LastCloudia
  • Reanimation Scheme
  • The Catacombs of Solaris Revisited

And now… various aesthetics!

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  • We’re All Going To Die
  • Muffin Fight
  • Spacelandia
  • FoxPaww
  • Horatama
  • Garetto
  • Joy the Pug
  • Visiting a celebrity
  • Pawn of the Dead
  • CHACAL
  • Kosmonavtes: Escape Reality
  • ALTDEUS: Beyond Chronos
  • High Smileson

I sometimes wonder why no one has ever made an Arkanoid-type game where instead of a paddle you have a giant fox paw that knocks a furry ball around a Zelda-type overworld… but no longer!

Here are a couple of screenshots of the store page for Joy the Pug, see if you can guess what part annoyed me.

I was so hyped for a new Battle Chess, but it turns out this is just a straight adventure game that takes place across 64 different chess boards where if an enemy piece captures one of yours said piece becomes a zombie working for the other side.

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it’s gotta be “metroidvania-like”

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I was thinking it was because they claim ‘lots of puns’ and yet totally missed the opportunity with ‘emBARK’

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The Checked Box followed by colon check.

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Rudie is the most correct, although really there are no wrong answers here. I would have also accepted putting the exact same description of your story/gameplay/key features two times in a row (except for half of the gameplay description getting listed under key features).

  • Russian Anime
  • BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNCE
  • Singles’ Generation
  • TRIPILL
  • Story of a tiny earth, the symbolic ages
  • Watermelon Blocks
  • Rocha´s Golem
  • AnShi
  • TOGUM
  • Don’t Mess With Nanny
  • Slender Hentai Edition
  • Guns of Succubus
  • Fox face kills!

I gotta be honest, I just included the above one as I have no idea what it is a screenshot of.

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  • Domino killer
  • NKCell
  • Angstrage
  • Of Mice and Moggies
  • Black Baby
  • The Clot Thickens
  • Darkilson
  • RevolVR 3
  • Sinistrous
  • QUICAL

So this may now be babies with weapons week…

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  • Inkslinger
  • Fights in Tight Spaces
  • Typed82
  • Pixel Game Maker Series Remote Bomber
  • Bard Harder!
  • Lycanthorn II - Rain of Beasts
  • A Nasty Farm

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Whoa what’s that VGA-lookin’ FPS?

it’s free

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So I uh just went downloaded and beat the whole thing, it looks and sounds great but unfortunately plays pretty lamely

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  • Breathedge
  • Naau: The Lost Eye
  • Uranus
  • Eggineer
  • Gaggle Brains!
  • Voidigo
  • GunSoul Girl
  • Citor3 Hallucinations VR Adult XXX Game
  • Arcaxer
  • Song of Farca: Prologue

Only one game was interesting today (and in truth feeling low energy) so we’re just gonna look at Uranus (grow up) as it had this wonderful sales pitch:

That is surely my favorite genre of game! Here is a gif of what it looks like:

In case that’s too big, here is a screenshot:

And finally here is the game’s frequently asked questions section copied in full with zero alterations of my own (well the italics don’t C&P properly, sorry about that):

Uranus, the random game names’ random game of the day~

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exactly revealing enough to triangulate the author’s age down to the month

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