Random game names (Part 1)

  • Evil Cult
  • Death courier
  • Minoes
  • Amends VR
  • Covid Tale: Ignorance
  • Causa, Voices of the Dusk
  • Song of sheep gathering in Philia
  • Children of Silentown
  • Robot Paradise VR
  • The End of Labyronia: Nerubis
  • Cyber Lemur
  • Nightmare Simulator 2 Rebirth
  • Fatec’s Out

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  • Goblin Jargon
  • Solos
  • KukkoroDays
  • Anime vs Virus
  • UldreVoid
  • Shrine to Anubis
  • [NTRPG] Wife Punishment
  • Draught Kraft
  • This is the Zodiac Speaking
  • Saving You From Yourself
  • Paraiso Island
  • Dumb Roguelike-like RPG
  • Cyberemo 2007
  • Violation baseball - Tokyo Teranodon vs Kyoto Scartina Girls
  • SkunkHunter 101
  • Metal Infinite
  • Jaw Breakers & The Confection Connection

So here’s the good/neutral screenshot of the day.

Everything else of note today was iffy to a degree, so while the first couple that are just about anime girl bloodshed and the zodiac killer aren’t awful it gets a bit upsetting beyond that so if you’d rather not maybe just ignore the rest of the post. On the other hand, for those who are up for it and want to know exactly what the Steam new releases often looks like… have at you.

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The mental and spiritual damage you take day after day to provide us with this entertainment. Thank you, username.

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I’d missed the title and didn’t have any context for where the last baseball excerpt was going

Obvs was ready for some sexist nonsense

But I was not ready for that last paragraph

Still feeling a bit psychically wounded from it tbh

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yeah me too

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This is, I’m guessing, from Paraiso Island? In any case, I’ve never seen a game scream “Puerto Rico” (my home island) so loudly (or at all, really). It’s making me feel things, and I think I am most definitely buying this game–or at least finding out more about it.

ETA: Yup. And now, looking at it, I’m still interested in it, but not in playing it.

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That baseball game is legit one of the cruelest intentioned things I’ve seen while doing this whole thing and that covers so much ground. Fortunately today is much less bad!

  • Night Spasm
  • Machina of the Planet Tree -Unity Unions-
  • Nazi Labs
  • Kieta Sekai to Tsuki to Shoujo -The World was Prayed by The Girl Living A Thousand Years-
  • Tales From Off-Peak City Vol. 1
  • Call of Corona: Micro Warfare
  • Just Like Golf
  • Hoop Gawds
  • Get Good by Vypur
  • Your Human is Sick
  • Isorropia
  • Solenars Edge II: Aurora of The Seventh Dawn
  • Snake-a-roni
  • RaiOhGar: Asuka and the King of Steel
  • Higurashi When They Cry Hou - Ch.8 Matsuribayashi
  • Endangered Proposition

Those chests are scaled so poorly compared to everything else that I can’t look away.

I feel like we are about 3 weeks from this being an actual thing suggested during a live press conference.

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It looks like this is intentionally uncomfortable and was made by a trans woman, so that’s good at least. Of course, it’s usually impossible to tell the difference between something depicting cruelty as bad, and just depicting cruelty for the hell of it. I would not want to play this game regardless of the intentions, but I’m also Big Sensitive Baby

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My gut feeling looking at the store page is that it is more likely than not that it was made with decent intentions, but that last line is such a “oh god no don’t” that I wonder if they hit the target they were aiming at. Granted I’m just a random hetero white guy so they’d probably know better than me, but I visibly cringed when I got to that part.

  • Boom Blaster
  • Sex with Hand
  • Cemetery War
  • Fly You Fly
  • The Adventures of Eggbert
  • VELVETIST: Prototype
  • Get Over Blood
  • Boston AInamics
  • Ahlman Mansion 2020
  • I-Exist: Consciousness VR
  • Extreme Social Distancing
  • FotoMuseo 3D
  • Kernmantle
  • The Cubedex of Brass and Wood
  • Suits: Absolute Power
  • Heartless reseller is Roguelike
  • Teleporter: World of Gamers (Alpha)
  • I wanna be the Yin-Yang orb
  • MEGALAN 11
  • Stozle - Solve the Mystery
  • ORX
  • TopplePOP: Bungee Blockbusters
  • Outliver: Tribulation

I gotta say, in terms of random game names “I wanna be the Yin-Yang orb” is way up there.

Very similar IMO.

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That last shot is Orx, a ‘tower-defense deck-building game set in a world of dark fantasy’. Neat enough that I’m downloading the demo

On the other hand, they consider this their tagline?

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I’m left to scratch

– my head?

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  • Oddest Sea
  • Wire up!
  • The Sorrowvirus: A Faceless Short Story
  • Zamboni Simulator 2019
  • Umurangi Generation
  • 9 Till Void
  • My School Teacher is a Fricking Kung Fu Dinosaur
  • Boreal Tales
  • Elva the Eco Dragon
  • Swatch Out!
  • Cork The Volcano
  • Lynn , The Girl Drawn On Puzzles
  • Coronator
  • Dark Nights with Poe and Munro
  • lily of the hollow

Who’d have suspected that something named the sorrowvirus could possibly not be all that great?

Last one looks pretty swell actually, so it gets a video too.

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That trailer alone was worth the three dollars the actual game costs.

I bought it too! It’s underpriced for the gorgeous art but is unfortunately terribly written and plotted

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  • Decently Bad Tower Defense
  • Insexsity
  • Viktor Crysworth
  • Hunt Planet Bug
  • Stabby Cats
  • Lustlock Labyrinth
  • KITT.IO
  • Pawnbarian
  • As Aventuras do Cueca Listrada
  • Really Trash Game
  • The Legend of Zuri
  • An Egg Can Dream
  • Massacre Tower

Sold!

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  • BOSSGARD
  • Lonely Arts
  • Embr
  • Crimson Imprint plus -Nonexistent Christmas-
  • Hedera
  • Kinda Heroes: The cutest RPG ever!
  • Bubble Tea : game for thinking and imagination
  • War Remains: Dan Carlin Presents an Immersive Memory
  • Thistledown: A Tragedy of Blood
  • String Tyrant
  • Vetrix
  • Karma Knight
  • My Strong Horse
  • Ezaron Defense Alpha

Just as a reminder, it still costs $100 to list your game on Steam.

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  • Feylin
  • Sweet F. Cake: Pioneer’s edition
  • Zomcade
  • Naturalealia: Forest Determination
  • I, Dracula: Genesis
  • Inexistence Rebirth
  • CYBER.one: trans car racing | action racing
  • Boobs Saga
  • Home Life Simulator
  • Virtual Presenter Pro
  • Johann Weiss
  • Finding Fido: The Journey
  • Pink Island
  • Henry Mosse and the Wormhole Conspiracy
  • Beatitas
  • China Simulator
  • Sudd City Adventures
  • NicoNotes The Whoo!
  • Test Tube Titans: Taster Trial
  • Plato Shoot
  • Saranity

I keep reading that last line and I still only see the one way to read it…

I feel all character creation suites should give you a virginity toggle for your purple bunny lady. I also feel like there was a purple bunny in yesterday’s post? This is now anthro purple bunny week.

And because I never bother to mention any racing games here, here’s a deep dive on an interesting one that popped up today for those that are fans of the genre who may be wondering “hey, what does the future of racing games look like?”

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it’s a…horror-sexy follow-on of Nitronic Rush/Distance

I am absolutely going to tell them

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  • Video Editor Tycoon
  • What a Cluster Fight
  • Not Their Will
  • Elasto Mania
  • No one lives in heaven
  • Way To Yaatra
  • Yoren
  • Vibur: DISINTEGRATION (Episode 1)
  • Each Sale I Drink a Glass of Water : The Game
  • In a search of a new home
  • Project Océara
  • Masquerade of Miasma
  • The Bad, The Worse & Djanky
  • Mossen Seikkailut
  • Let me leave corona zone
  • SUPER RECOILFIGHT
  • DRazor
  • Mechstermination Force
  • Don’t Be Afraid - The First Toy
  • A Perfect Day for White Dolphin
  • Stramedia: my_MISADVENTURE

It’s now time for what I am sure will be my favorite screenshot of the week…

So beautiful.

As opposed to all those… unrealistic magic games?

I don’t buy that gun being able to hurt something that big.

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