Random game names (Part 1)

  • Helm Realm
  • ERMO
  • NUVAVULT
  • ID-EGO
  • Zulin Time
  • Woman’s body: For adults 2
  • GLOWCOMA: chapter 1
  • Mogh
  • OrdinaryFamily

Love this for reasons I cannot articulate.

They sure do.

And then there is NUVAVULT.

It is a puzzle game where you have to get your little square guy to the goal where the gimmick is that activating certain switches changes the puzzle from 2d to 3d. It also has a demo. I like puzzle games, and I have some free time today, so…

Random game demo impressions time~

…Man I don’t like it when games won’t let me customize my controls. With platformer-type keyboard controls I greatly prefer using the arrow keys instead of WASD, yet no dice here.

Anyways the demo gives you what appears to be the first twenty or so levels in the game split across four or so sections, but only the last one has any perspective shifting. Before that is a fairly rough puzzle game that depends a bit too much on movement options as opposed to actual puzzling. By that I mean there seems to be a bit of a lag with jumping and in at least one puzzle you have to dash in order to have enough speed to make a jump, dashing done by mashing on the move key as opposed to say holding down shift. That said there were a few puzzles in there that showed promise, there were a few built around maneuvering a block that while not earth-shattering were a bit clever and made one hope that it could be built upon in later levels.

Then the perspective shifting comes in for the last batch and it was so tutorial-esque that it’s hard to tell if anything smart was gonna be done with it. The thing is that the shift from 2d to 3d could only be done under certain circumstances (clicking on one box only worked when moving from 2d to 3d, another with identical symbols only worked the other way and others work regardless) and for the life of me I have no idea what determines it. I assume there is some logic behind it, but while I’m sure it is clear to the developer it is rather opaque to me.

So overall it ain’t the worst random demo I’ve tried, but the rough spots are just a bit too rough. It’s possible it could be molded into something better (I’m actually gonna go leave a comment on the game board with a few suggestions which I rarely do, gotta help the puzzle folks where I can) but as is it’s just not quite there yet.

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What a fuckin world

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  • Beast Agenda 2030
  • Nosferatu Lilinor
  • Escape the Ayuwoki
  • Ortolan
  • Flashover MegaSector
  • Love love demon ji
  • Chemically Bonded

I like Sega Master System cover art shmup…

4 Likes
  • Dandy Dungeon - Legend of Brave Yamada -
  • Miracle Calamity Homeostasis
  • Elette Fragments
  • Bronze Hoof
  • Pax Ruthenia
  • Skelittle: A Giant Party!!
  • Oceans We Make
  • TAISHO x ALICE episode 1
  • VEGGIE KILLER - REMASTERED
  • Justin Wack and the Big Time Hack
  • Pakicetus

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  • Ope
  • Build 'm up, Shoot 'm down!
  • Runoveryou
  • Nibiru
  • Sand is the Soul
  • Lumberjack’s Dynasty
  • Sanic The Hawtdawg: Da Movie: Da Game 2.1: Electric Boogaloo 2.2 Version 4: The Squeakquel: VHS Edition: Directors cut: Special edition: The Musical & Knackles
  • Nexomon
  • Blaster Master Zero 2
  • Yuri Ovalnay’s Bizarre Adventure
  • you are pig sitter
  • Noble Woman’s Pastries

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revolver ocelot

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So I did what I said I’d do and put up some of my impressions of the NUVAVULT demo on its steam forum and the guy who made the game responded and threw in a free key for the full game so it turns out doing all this finally paid off in some small way. Also I clearly need to play more demos for these smaller released and write up my impressions on the steam forums as I could theoretically be rolling in random games.

  • EarthNight
  • Avoidon
  • Slave Girl Reno
  • Heroes Of Avranche
  • Arzt Simulator
  • Sub Terra Draconis
  • Takkyu Tournament Re:Serve
  • The Clouds Travel Notes
  • Blue Boy: Bleeding Out
  • Ricecakers
  • An Egg Can Dream
  • DAHALO
  • A Long Night For Crazy King
  • Skautfold: Moonless Knight

All I know is that if I walk into a doctor’s office and the receptionist is clearly a blow up doll I’m out of there.

…Wow.

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I somehow found a transcript for this demo online (google translated from Japanese) and…


Snorri inserted his meat into Katla’s meat.
At that moment, a cry screaming like a beast was crazy reverberated in the mansion. The voice was that of Snorri.
Snorri sat down vigorously as if he had inserted it into the molten iron.
He rushed to the window and exposed his flesh to the moonlight.
Snorri’s meat was drowning like a rotten peony flower.


What did you do!

Snorri shouted again.


I applied magic to my genitals. So that Snorri’s stuff will rot.

In contrast to the violent Snorri, Katla was calm.


There was a failed Kickstarter a few months ago?

http://www.eru-kikaku.jp/nihon-chatnovel-award/game/en/

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Amazing, truly amazing.

  • Press Forward OOOOONNNNN
  • Gamedev simulator
  • Dashing Dinosaurs & Sexy Centaurs: Winter’s Tale
  • Valakas Story
  • GO-4-Soldier-1
  • Race Race Racer

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suggested categories for end-of-year best-ofs

  • picture
  • name
  • day
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  • HENTAI REDEMPTION
  • Beat Diablo
  • Edna & Harvey: The Breakout - Anniversary Edition
  • Freud Gate
  • ToGather:Island

Okay, so if Hentai Redemption is an anime girl RDR knock off, then Beat Diablo must be…

…Actually I’ve never played Diablo, so I assume it looks roughly like this.

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  • QR Code Killer
  • Monophobia
  • Boiling Steel
  • WarriOrb
  • MouseWars Party
  • Ylands
  • Don’t Die, Minerva!
  • Ephemeral Unnatural Balance
  • strike mole
  • Draconic Echoes: The Ardent War
  • Remuage - MeltySensation
  • Space Carrot

Oh… no?

  • Rebound Ball
  • Dodge If you Can!
  • Factory Coin Mining
  • Kwaidan ~Azuma manor story~
  • I will eat you
  • MMA President
  • Sex Adventure - The Board Game
  • The Battles of Spwak 3
  • ASTROPUPPA
  • Rambunny
  • Santa’s Big Sack
  • Exitium
  • Oppaidius Tropical Cruise!
  • Ransomware Dating Sim
  • Mr.King Luo!Don’t be kidding

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are you getting hornier or is the amount of horny games increasing

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username merely holds up a mirror to the twisted world we inhabit

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  • Winter Worm, Summer Grass
  • Shoot, push, portals
  • Earthshine
  • Multirotor Sim 2
  • Beat Or Die The MiniGames
  • Terro Lunkka Adventures
  • Meandering Fiend
  • CO-JUMP,FLY
  • Ballance: The Return
  • Rag Doll Joe
  • HABITKING RPG
  • Gaijin Charenji 1 : Kiss or Kill
  • I LIKE THE FLOWERS

Need more trash sorting games.

So grinding in this game would either require me to be a better person, or just lying and becoming a worse person? Best morality system ever!

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  • MAN STANDING
  • Tank Hurricane
  • Choco Pixel
  • BONEWORKS
  • STEINS;GATE: My Darling’s Embrace
  • Liquid Space
  • The Podlands
  • AVICII Invector
  • HENTAI SHERIFF
  • Suspicious Slide
  • The Floor Is Still Really Cheap Lava
  • Moko’s Advice
  • The Secret of Hutton Grammar School
  • BlindOak Prow
  • Cowboys vs Hipsters
  • aBANdon02
  • Country Road VR

That is nice, but I wanted to take the opportunity to say that the trailer for the game has a guitar cover of Country Roads and I was so going to blast it here if it did not.

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MAN STANDING is such a fucking hilarious name for a death stranding ripoff

the first screencap is man standing, i hope

It is. The game description seems to mostly mock Death Stranding and Heavy Rain for some reason, but since I can’t tell what is mockery and what would be actual spoilers I didn’t post any of it here.

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  • Mouse Mayhem Shooting & Racing
  • DOUBLE INVASION!!
  • USAGIRI
  • Hueor
  • INVESTMENT HERO
  • Raccoo Venture
  • Not For Broadcast: Prologue
  • GENSOU Skydrift
  • ManGuin – Penguin Apocalypse
  • Bronze Hoof
  • Ghetto Conspiracy

INVESTMENT HERO is really on the nose.

Yes, that is a cart racer with anime girls riding other anime girls. Amazingly it isn’t a hentai game.

I feel like we’ve covered a lot of ground today.

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