Random game names (Part 1)

[username]

• Crossextion
• Re-Legion
• Eight.Domino.Heart
• Worbital
• Destiny
• K’NOSSOS
• ProBoon
• Towaga 2
• Bleep Bloop
• Psyia
• Robothorium: Sci-fi Dungeon Crawler
• Another Bad Day in the Future
• 7’scarlet
• final m00n - Defender of the Cubes
• SZEN
• KALEIDO STELLA
• Letzte Worte VR

Sex is the oldest rhythm game in the world. It is like making music. It is about keeping pace. It is about trying. It is about putting an effort to keep up with someone else.

*nods

The game depicts a graphic cross-section of the anatomy of heterosexual intercourse.

*nods

You control a penis moving in and out of a vagina. The app allows you to “record” your motion and save it. When you “play” a saved “record”, the vagina will flash in the pattern that you previously recorded. You then have to match the motion of the penis with the in and out pattern of the vagina.
…
The player can record the motion that they want to experience and let their significant others play it. They can show their partners the motions that they want to experience by literally recording them and then having their partners play them.

…moving on.

Become a prophet in a futuristic technocratic society in this cyberpunk RTS. Set the code of your belief, convert citizens to cult members, upgrade them to fighting units and rid the city of non-believers.

Everything today has been icky so far. Thankfully they finally released Destiny on Steam, that should provide some good wholesome fun…

Huh, this must be low-specs mode.

Good to see that Ziggurat lives on.

[username]

First of the month means that the new release list is like 4-5 pages long…

• Bloody Trapland 2: Curiosity
• Ego Hearts
• Serment - Contract with a Devil
• Spinnortality | cyberpunk management sim
• Scheming Through The Zombie Apocalypse Ep2: Caged
• It’s Not A Moon
• Downstairs at Grandma’s House
• The Mirum
• Riddlord: The Consequence
• Choconoa
• Draid
• Love Story of Sparrow
• Élan Vital
• The True Tales of Bloodstreet 13 - Chapter 1
• Madorica Real Estate
• Dig to the Stars
• Monads
• Dead Wishes
• Moreau
• 9-nine-:Episode 1
• Genius! NAZI-GIRL GoePPels-Chan ep1
• Necken

[Hache]

Draid, the sequel to Braid

[username]

• Paws and Soul
• Sophica - Temples Of Mystery
• Jetstream
• ChildrenBreak
• Life is Pointless
• In the world end, You and me the forget’s legend
• Eggggg - The platform puker
• Feditor
• That Tiny Spaceship
• Orphan of the Petal
• PARSE ALLY
• Gangsta Sniper 2: Revenge
• A Dream of Burning Sand
• HappyBlueBear
• The Lezbian Doctors
• Starxium 20XX
• Butterfly dream shadow

The story about a man that you’ll see with animal eyes is extended by fascinating gameplay focused on exploration and searching for collectibles.

That doesn’t sound fascinating at all.

Features include:
• Over .01 hours of exciting gameplay!
• Absolutely no multiplayer capabilities!
• Two endlessly looping tracks of music, each an astonishing six seconds long!

“Fantastic!”

• Made up game reviewer #1

“5 stars!”

• Made up game reviewer #2

“The greatest game ever made!”

• Will deManbey (Game Designer, Life is Pointless)

“Better than Car Theft Auto!”

• Will deManbey’s Mom

I think this is gonna win my hard sell of the week award.

This is a outdated RPG of a hero save the world,but this game has had problems since the beginning.

I’ve been trying to avoid the clearly google translated stuff, but I like this one too much to pass up.

[username]

• Six Second Slam
• everybody’s sad
• Happy Empire - A Bouquet for the Princess: Enhanced Edition
• F8S
• Euclidean Skies
• Train Station Renovation
• Block of Rum
• ART SQOOL
• The Revenge of Johnny Bonasera: Episode 3

No lie, I might be down to try Hitman GO/Monument Valley.

“Draw as much of the universe as you can fit on the page” is one hell of an in-game goal.

[username]

• Underwater Affect
• Nasty
• Volcan Defend the Tower
• Apolune
• VKT Prime System Crash
• Bob and Kuura: Lost in Snowglobe
• Casey’s Condo
• Woman’s body 2
• Captain fly and sexy naked girls at school

Additional Features

• Autosave

I feel like the additional features list is often like your resume when you have some space left on the page and have to put like “I know how to use MS Word!” on there to fill it up.

Casey’s Condo is the first release in the erotic virtual playground from Camasutra Industries. Featuring top adult stars Casey Calvert, Honey Gold, and Donny Sins, this is your chance to get intimate with photorealistic sexy avatars and explore all your dirty little fantasies in a completely lifelike experience.

Similar to games you’ve played:
Prismata

Prismata, for those who are unaware:

Don’t ask me, I have no idea either.

[username]

• Oliver’s Adventures in the Fairyland
• Phage War
• Synthrun
• Border Force
• Ellen and the Degenerates RPG
• Arch Drift
• Why Chicken? Why?
• Bacon Roll: Year of the Pig - VR
• live Mince
• Definitely Sneaky But Not Sneaky

It is 10:59PM on March 29th 2019. With one minute to go until Britain’s exit from the European Union is formalised, you are ready to get to work. The UK’s safety is in your hands. You are Border Force.

See I learned something today. I had assumed that the UK was pretty much an island and hence wouldn’t need giant armed walls with gates to let people through to keep things out.

Because 97% of the comments I got from our release was e-beggers crying about how high the price is, I halved the price of the game to $4.99/£3.99/€3.99. Steam is reviewing the price at the moment.

I wonder what their game looked like.

This little game is made by 4 students in their final year of highschool as an economics project.
If the game is a bit buggy and doesn’t feel really complete, we aren’t really experienced but we will update this game.

I don’t know, seems well worth $10 to me.

Definitely Sneaky But Not Sneaky might be my favorite game name of 2019 so far BTW.

[username]

• Insanus Express
• Arsonist
• Moot District
• Tecroroid Assault
• Pedal-Olli 3D
• Ordinem
• Macrotis: A Mother’s Journey
• Angel Light The Elven Truce
• Nuclear Power Station Creator
• Necro Mutex
• A Finality with Sheji
• Lyantei
• KOMMERSANT

In Insanus express you will manage an express psychiatric clinic with a crazy staff! The game consists of overcoming different scenarios while trying to keep it all under control. But watch out! You can always screw up and get everyone CRAZY!
…
Key Features
Electroshock: Station where electroshock is applied to the patient to restart his crazy brain.

I assume some people aren’t gonna be cool with this.

KOMMERSANT is a game that will teach you how to think positively, carve your way to success, and finally sell that friggin vacuum. Buy KOMMERSANT now and become mind-bogglingly successful in no time!

[Felix]

that is a very 2003 looking bunch

[username]

• W4RR-i/o-RS: Descent
• Game Soup
• Clown Thug Cop Zombies
• The Textorcist: The Story of Ray Bibbia
• Wings of Glass
• Manna for our Malices
• Dumb test: Check your teammates
• God Hand
• Bouncing DVD : The Game
• 3 GEEKS

The Textorcist: The Story of Ray Bibbia was mentioned before in the news thread I believe, this mention is to let you know that it now has a demo available and is releasing on Valentine’s Day.

I’m still not sure how well a bullet hell/typing game hybrid will work, but at least it now has a demo so I can see for myself.

…Turns out the demo is borked if you try to run in 4:3 so I can’t see for myself.

Oh yeah a complete surprise port of God Hand was released on Steam today. Did they do a good job?

I mean I never made it past the first area in God Hand but that looks about right to me. It even looks like they fixed the camera…

[toups]

@username

I mean I never made it past the first area in God Hand but that looks about right to me. It even looks like they fixed the camera…

I’ve never wanted to angry react a sb post more than now

[username]

• Project Hastur
• GORSD
• RoboBunnies In Space!
• Boobs 'em up
• Bet on Man
• The Angry Banana
• Rogue Heroes: Ruins of Tasos
• Neon Krieger Yamato
• You’re Not Special

Key features of Boobs 'em up game:
bad naked sexy girls
different weapons, like gun and sex toys
152 different sounds for the beat, attacks etc

I wasn’t sold by the nudity, but that variety of sounds might just win me over.

[VastleCania]

this is totally impossible to understand and i like it

[username]

• Save Your Nuts
• Dungeon Cleaning Express
• Statue Defender
• Deadly Burrito
• Hammer & Anvil VR
• Swallow Homing
• The Floor Is Really Cheap Lava
• Inorikaze

Maybe a game about swarms of enemies attacking statues should make sure said statues aren’t even vaguely religious looking.

And yes, we have another blacksmithing game, this time a VR one!

Be careful, if you don’t have any money left, the game is over !

This makes it sound like the most realistic smithing game yet.

[LWJoestar]

still think the best one was the one where you make arrows in a giant pencil sharpener

[shrug]

I guess totally ignoring heat treatment means you can’t screw up heat treatment

less granularity = less stuff to mess up

where are the tongs

[username]

• Wrecked Destruction Simulator
• Pseudo Commando Heroic Revenge Fantasy
• Cantrip Cafe
• ★Fallalypse ★ Disconnect
• Escape Lala
• Liquid Sunshine
• PROZE Episode I: Enlightenment
• The Dead Tree of Ranchiuna
• Tess Elated
• Something is wrong
• Yametei
• Balloon Fiesta 3D
• Schizm 3: Nemezis

Vent your anger towards someone you hate.

…

The gameplay consists of you choking your tormentor till they die. You type in your feelings. The more negative your feelings, as determined by the sentiment analysis, the faster you choke your victim.

Seems healthy.

(Balloon Fiesta 3D costs $5 BTW)

[VastleCania]

I love that they can’t even get their own game’s name correct in the description

[Hache]

shrug, three time Forged In Fire champion

[username]

• The Queen of Blackwood High
• PuppetShow: Lightning Strikes
• Arena of Shaelo
• Lgnorant girl doll
• Axe Prime
• Artillery Globe
• Farragnarok
• The Virtual Reality Museum of Immersive Experiences
• Corona Borealis
• Lemons Must Die

Good to know.