Random game names (Part 1)

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• Grigala Runner
• Armajet
• Hotel Transylvania Popstic
• WWTF
• Skater Cally
• Girlfriend Experience VR
• Parkasaurus
• Red and Blue ~ Cycles of Existence
• Sufoco
• Gold Magic 800
• The Cat and the Coup
• GRAL
• Aborigenus

Hotel Transylvania Popstic is a really fun VR music and rhythm game featuring characters from the popular Hotel Transylvania movie franchise. The goal of the game is to hit orbs using the correct colors on each end of your Stic as you move your body around to match patterns and avoid hitting any obstacles.

I clearly misunderstood what these movies were about apparently.

There are now OlliOlli-likes out there… this is a good development. Wishlist’d~

MATURE CONTENT DESCRIPTION
In this game, you will be able to have sexual intercourse with your in-game girlfriend. This will involve full nudity.

For those curious as to how adult games can get on Steam… yeah. This shows full penetration of your sex doll… I mean VR girlfriend (go look up screenshots yourself, perv).

In The Cat and the Coup, you play the cat of Dr. Mohammed Mossadegh, the first democratically elected Prime Minister of Iran. During the summer of 1953, the CIA engineered a coup to bring about his downfall.

That’s an interesting concept for a game, i wonder what it looks like.

…Excellent.

[username]

• Deep Sky Derelicts
• Cat Fu Mi
• Drunk Puppet
• Swords and Soldiers 2 Shawarmageddon
• Path to Mnemosyne
• Trials of The Illuminati: Snack Time Jigsaw Puzzles
• Aliens Are Rude!
• Mandy’s Room

Once again, screen shots of the menu screen on your store page are a sure sign of quality.

The goal of Drunk Puppet is very simple - go as far as you can. But, with long legs five times larger than the rest of the body, walking at all is not an easy task. Just just touch the screen to change your foot and watch Drunk Puppet go stumbling across the screen.

Drunk Puppet is designed for players who like to perform difficult tasks and have fun. The game is unusually useful, and brings you a fabulous delight every time you go to a new record.

I apparently underestimated the usefulness of a 3d QWOP knock off.

Mandy’s Room contains scenes of masturbation by the main character, who is somewhat obsessed with self-pleasure. Full masturbation by the main character is explicitly displayed in a number of scenes and is accompanied by a graphic/explicit voiceover.

• A casual, linear, easy to follow experience meant to be enjoyed while relaxing hands-free in your favorite chair.

I am looking forward to seeing how sex game bullet points gradually evolve to better explain the experience of engaging with them.

[username]

• Super Furi Puzzles
• Dance Collider
• Wandersong
• The Ballad Singer
• Ultra Space Battle Brawl
• !BurnToDie!
• Jellyfish Season
• Kulzas Tomb
• The Hot Dog would Explode
• 2nd Circle - Powerful Places
• Somnium Space
• Meritocracy of the Oni & Blade
• Nuclear Powered Toaster
• Pig Eat Ball
• Cthulhu Mythos RPG -The Sleeping Girl of the Miasma Sea-
• Russia Simulator

Nintendo is just letting everyone use their characters now.

There is no choices in the game. Only one beach. One girl. Lots of jellyfish.

Solid sales pitch IMO.

The Hot Dog would Explode

Here, you will control the passage of time between the present and the past, and you will have to consider the relation between the past and the present. What would you do if you could go back in time?

Core features：
• Inspired by real-life events.

Congrats Hot Dog game, you’ve officially lost me.

[stavekoff]

what the hell are those last two screens from

[AutomaticTiger]

I’m very surprised there isn’t a Bowsette game on this list somewhere.

[AutomaticTiger]

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The Cat and the Coup

Oh the Cat and the Coup! That got a lot of press a few years back. Apparently this is a remaster?

It’s supposed to be really good actually.

[BustedAstromech]

PigEatBall, from Mommy’s Best Games, developer of a bunch of Xbox Live Indie games (Weapon of Choice, Shoot 1up).

[boojiboy7]

I was literally about to say “I dunno, but someone drank the Mommy’s Best Games Kool Aid” but then nope, it’s just MBG doing their thing forever.

[Tulpa]

oh I liked shoot 1up

[username]

For whatever reason there were like twice as many games released today than usual.

• Conjure Strike
• Thy Knights Of Climbalot
• The Necklace Of Blood Part II
• Lucy Got Problems
• Close Call Extreme
• Dead by Wheel: Battle Royal
• Metempsychosis
• What? Hentai? Again ? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
• ATMOTECH EPISODE PRAELUDIUM
• Viviette
• Five Seconds of Bad Music
• Ms. Squeaker’s Home for the Sick
• Honey, I Joined a Cult
• CuberPunk 2089
• Hum Drum Experiences
• Pottis Dream Forge
• Merrily Perilly
• Koropokkur in Love ~A Little Fairy’s Tale~
• A Piece of Wish upon the Stars

Lucy Got Problems, one of the many erotic visual novels that flood the steam new release list daily, is made by Flat Chest Dev. Based on the game images… nope.

You think you heard something? You are wrong. You can’t find the way out? You’ve always been lost. Escape is ephemeral. Existence is temporary. Remember. The light is changing.

Gotcha?

MATURE CONTENT DESCRIPTION
You can see some 2d women’s intimate places such as boobs ass.

I’m glad Steam is letting each dev write their own warnings.

I like how janky that player looks.

Features:
Meet Handsome, the body pillow which finds you insanely attractive. Yes, this is the first feature we developed. No, we don’t regret listing it as such!

[username]

• Dark Romance: The Swan Sonata
• Ah, Love!
• Medical verdict
• Howard Phillips Lovecar
• Candy Raid: The Factory
• July the Lost Child
• Drunkn Bar Fight on Halloween
• HUMAN LIVE-HOW LONG CAN HUMAN BEINGS EXIST?Survive the end of the earth, challenge disaster save the world
• HotPuzzle:Grils
• Cat Demon Island
• Xagia Wars

ABOUT THIS GAME
important note: this is just a very cheap game. Please confirm that you really like such a small game and then buy it

Never tire of this particular sales pitch.

Biggest disappointment of the day: that HotPuzzle:Grils game has nothing but pictures of ladies in skimpy outfits. I was hoping for some nice BBQ action.

[username]

• INSECT HAZARD
• Giraffe Town
• Sexbot Quality Assurance Simulator
• Valthirian Arc: Hero School Story
• Hell`s Little Story 2
• Black Future '88
• Slingshot Explorer: The Twelve Towers
• Mr Dirt Poor

I’ll admit it, I did not expect the giraffe game to be a Silent Hill knock-off.

[username]

• Sable Maze: Twelve Fears
• PROTEST
• Legend of Himari 2: Heroes of Zaria
• Killing random dudes online
• Glitch Pets
• RHEM II SE: The Cave
• Fugue State
• The Life of One Dog

The new character uses her great beautiful ass and magic of light to battle the enemies.

I wonder which is more effective?

Killing random dudes online is a plane game where you and your friends kill each other for fun to kill time. Killing random dudes online offers advanced mouse controll to control the planes but you can use your keyboard if you prefer.

I know that reads dry, but what makes it something is that this is the entirety of the store page text.

This interactive adventure does not contain dialogs and texts. Dogs do not know how to speak, so there are no words in the game.

What verisimilitude.

[GRIMglamfire]

Kabuki Snowboard Freaks

[username]

• Egg Teacher VR
• Hentai Rape Puzzle
• Pixels Guide to Staying Dead
• Accounting+
• Achtung! Cthulhu Tactics
• Garden Variety Body Horror - [JP]
• Melting World Online
• HyperParasite
• Girl with a big SWORD
• Destruction Paper
• OCTOPTICOM

Ever wonder if you’d make a good egg teacher? How about an egg lecturer?

No.

A Competitive Party Shooter where up-to 4 players fight it out and death only occurs at exactly zero health! Heal or Damage your opponents to strike that balance!

With positive health, you’re a human! Negative health turns you into an undead skeleton!

Only by reducing the health of your foes to zero will they stay dead so hack n’heal your way to victory!

This… is actually a potentially decent idea?

Also I’m pretty sure Hentai Rape Puzzle may in fact be the worst game name I’ve come across so far.

[username]

• Accurate Segmentation 2
• Achievement Dummy
• Plutonium Pirates
• The Christmas Gifts
• Colette’s Sugar Madness
• Hentai 2+2=4
• Defense of the Fantasy Robots
• Shooting Chicken Insanity Chickens

Now I know you are thinking “What in the heck would a hentai math game even look like?”

Now you know.

Features
First ever game designed by the world’s cutest dachshund
…
Okay…not ‘designed’ by a dachshund, but at least co-designed
…
Fine…the dachshund really just sat there and stared at us the whole time. He’s actually pretty useless.

[username]

• Real Winners: Victoryball
• The Unintended Consequences of Curiosity
• Wardens of the Amber Cage
• Mike goes on hike
• Reflections of Life: Tree of Dreams
• Saturnine
• Perverts Society
• SUB FOUR -the uncle-
• Erotic Colouring Book
• Blindia
• fhaMAZEin
• The Cabinets of Doctor Arcana
• Innocent Forest 2: The Bed in the Sky

Perverts Society is a simulation strategy game, where you become a leader of a Perverts Society and needs to balance three factions influences and manage your budget.

Do not be fulled by artwork, this is a game which requires strategic thinking to be successful leader.

Don’t worry, I won’t be fulled again.

I have to admit, I am vaguely curious about what an erotic coloring book entails.

…nevermind.

[LWJoestar]

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I have to admit, I am vaguely curious about what an erotic coloring book entails.

…nevermind.

The Unintended Consequences of Curiosity

[username]

• Cold Blooded Cube
• Tasty Planet Forever
• Shortest Trip to Earth
• RED: Lucid Nightmare
• Nevsky Run
• CINERIS SOMNIA
• Shwip

The scale of some of the levels is enormous; in one level you’ll grow all the way from the size of a subatomic particle to the size of the universe.

Good, now when someone asks me what the largest level in a video game is I can point to this one.

[username]

• Tet VR
• Poisoner
• TimeScar: Hyperion
• SEPTEMBER 1999
• Jar Battlers
• Evenicle
• Oh, you touch my balls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
• Crazy Washing Machine
• Lawnmower Game 3: Horror
• RevelationTrestan
• Legend of Homebody
• ICE AGENT

When Mother Eve created the world,she gave humans two rules to follow.
One-- any given person may only ever have one sexual partner,
and two-- killing another human being is forbidden.

All philanderers and murderers lose Mother Eve’s blessing,
and such sinners are branded as Outlaws and shunned.

The strongest people may be permitted to become Knights,
and are allowed to marry multiple partners, so as to better pass down their superior genes.

Asterisk, our hero, wants to marry his two beautiful twin sisters.
His solution to this quandary?
“I’ll become a Knight and have lots of wives!”

I like the internal logic of this incestual afront to god simulator.

You are a Soviet Bear and you’ve decided laundry a Brick! For us, Humans it is obvious than this idea threatensthis and it’s better not to try do it. But how unhappy Bear will know it?

Like… the lack of effort here saddens me. A generic FPS gun-holding arm made more brown doesn’t make you a bear!

Maybe the next one will cheer me up.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) are responsible for preventing illegal immigration and preventing the unlawful traffic of goods into the US. Have you ever thought what it would be like to be one of those agents? What choices they have to make on daily basis?

Rats.