Quick: The other posters are away

spelunky is better than toejam and earl but toejam and earl deserved to become a genre of roguelike way more than spelunky seems to be doing

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Games with lightsabers in them should be illegal unless you can cut at will a la Metal Gear Rising.

New no no: your game has procedural generation? you’ve got to watch a procedure: of my butt hole.

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Metroid Fusion: best Metroid.

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Donpachi is the best Cave game.

Symphony of The Night’s game design is atrocious. There should be no grinding/level/gambling mechanics in a metroidvania ever.

king of dragon pass

king of dragon hard pass

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part of me was more disappointed in Dragon Knight V being one of those browser hentai mmos(?) than I was finding out Breath of Fire 6 was some weird mobile/Windows mmo seemingly tailored towards Chinese design sensibilities(??)

yeah legit not enough roguelikes where you don’t have a way to attack other than consumables

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Why is everyone suddenly using this thread to confirm that I am the only one here with morally correct Castlevania opinions

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Sounds like someone’s still got their SafeSearch enabled.

Ridge Racer games at best look cool.

Namco is the Mitsubishi of Japanese arcade devs.

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twitter obviously bears some responsiblity for the whole verification controversy but I think a lot of is still user (perception) error

Ridge Racer Type Bore

R-Bore

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If there is a cat in a videogame it should have been a dog.

All cats should be dogs.

if there is a chair in a game you should be able to sit in it

toilets are not a kind of chair even with the lids down

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do any/all of the Shenmue 1 NPC character movement cycles include bathroom breaks?

not even one mario kart is good

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