pokemon breaking winds and making waves


Angry Bird, Undertale Dog, welcome to the Pokédex

10 Likes

Yeahhhh everyone except the fire pomeranian is kinda eh

2 Likes

https://windswaves.pokemon.com/en-gb/

That Gecko is gonna stand up so fast and be a sexy water-psychic type

1 Like

oh no

I kinda thought : “wow that kinda looks like the water surface texture effects that they created for Mario Sunshine”

and now I have emotions again…

3 Likes

The Pokemon Company has managed to develop merchandise more obscene to behold than a Funko Pop.

I have to imagine their plan was to sell these in capsule machines, and then you’d have to buy the game boy player to actually do something with them, and the deal to distribute them fell through during manufacturing.

7 Likes

$70 for all those redundant plastic carts is crazy

1 Like

i typically alternate between playing and skipping pokemon generations, so i guess i’ll probably pick this one up

pokemon look… fine

still waiting to see whether it’ll just feel like yet another really complex graphics mod dropped on top of a game boy game

1 Like

how dare you insult my new eyebrow friend

4 Likes

I keep wanting to call it “Pokemon Water and Waves”

Meanwhile, Pokemon Champions character designs are pretty good

Wait should we make a separate Pokemon thread for Poko news? Mods, I entrust this to you (and also to make a funny thread title, good luck)





6 Likes

it’s messed up they put me in this game, I did not agree to this Pokemon Company

8 Likes

have fun kiddos

7 Likes

Thread Title is AAA and would laugh again.

Please commence all your further pokkemonning, imma outta here :officersonic:

1 Like

i want to drop kick every single one of these starters

5 Likes

Am I crazy or is everyone going Waves? :ocean: :ocean: :ocean:

Winds for me and I love the Plant Bird

1 Like

I need to see actual gameplay, not a free camera trailer.

i intend to

3 Likes

maybe im in the minority but i appreciate the homosexual lizard

3 Likes

I think all three are cute tbh I just always skew toward Grass types for some reason

i love all three of them

finally, gamefreak appeals to me directly by introducing a fat-tailed gecko starter w/ cunty eyes. i hope her tail gets fatter with every evolution

i want wind version cuz you get to wear a cowboy hat. howdy

WAIT BUT WAVE VERSION HAS PIKACHU IN A CUTE SUNDRESS!! FUCK

its so stupid that open world pokemon has been a thing for years now and i havent played one yet. child me would be so disappointed, also confused that i have tits

6 Likes