This thread is for all things Picross!
Along with a surprisingly big part of the board I share a weird obsession for Picross. Every once in a while I get the urge to try out a new Picross game and maybe find a hidden gem. And I imagine some people may feel the same?
I’ll review all of my Picross games here.
MARIO’S PICROSS
Gameboy

Pros
- The classic!
- The good old one
- They don’t make them like they used to be
- Old school Mario pictures
Cons
- Ancient controls and interface
- Having a timer in a Picross game is horrible. We want to take our time!
- Being able to immediately tell whenever you’ve made a mistake runs contrary to the genre’s philosophy IMO. You’re getting extra unfair help you never actually wanted, you want to earn that picture. As far as I know there’s no way to remove that feature
- Maybe it’s not that good actually
Grade
C-
POKEMON PICROSS
3DS

Pros
- Catching pokemon by picrossing them
Cons
- Agressive FTP pricing
- Need to replay levels to unlock stuff. Who replays Picross levels? Who makes other people replay Picross levels?
- I couldn’t play this without logging to a Nintendo account ™ so I actually instantly deleted the game. Technically I still played it for 5 seconds, so I feel allowed to review it
Grade
E
SHADY PUZZLES
Mobile

Pros
- Challenging
Cons
- You’re not even drawing pictures, just random pixels.
- Seriously, the pictures matter a lot. Yes, we could go to google images to get dozens of free pictures, but it’s not just the same, you know?
Grade
D
PAINT IT BACK
Steam / mobile

Pros
- Decent all around
Cons
- Generally unattractive art direction
- You know how fun filling huge areas is in Picross? Wish you could have more of that? This game shows it’s a bad idea
- On mobile, pictures don’t fit on a single screen. You have to scroll. It’s horrendous.
Grade
C+ on a computer, C- on a phone
ACTUAL PEN AND PAPER PICROSS
Paper

Pros
- Feels amazing
- Predates Mario’s Picross
- Now you can smugly tell (imaginary) people « Actually the term “Picross” is just Nintendo’s rebranding… »
Cons
- Can only be found near train stations in Belgium nowadays
- Erasers are worthless. Don’t make mistakes.
Grade
A-
PICROSS E1/E2/E3/E4/E5
3DS

Pros
- Excellent art direction
- Slick as hell
- Two control schemes
- Variable difficulty
- Perfectly balanced and rewarding challenge
Cons
- It’s on the 3DS
- Not the best value for your buck compared to what’s out there, especially if you skip Micross
- Micross blows. Instead of 1 puzzle = 1 picture, it’s like 50 puzzles = 1 picture. Wow. All the pictures are famous paintings, you kind of figure out which one it is after completing one tenth of the puzzles and finishing the rest is a miserable slog
Grade
B+
PICROSS E6/E7/E8/S
3DS / Switch

Pros
- Same as Picross E5-
- Unlike Picross E5-, Picross E6+ have an adequate amount of Mega Picross grids. Mega Picross is more difficult, more technical, offputting at first, immensely gratifying for the weird Picross fan
Cons
- Same as Picross E5-
- Picross and Mega Picross share the same pictures
Grade
A
PICTLOGICA FINAL FANTASY
Mobile
Pros
- Look at that goofy Squaresoft title
- Extremely weird RPG mechanics in your Picross game
Cons
- Skinner box hell
- Gatcha hell
- Japanese only
- Extreme download times
- 5x5 grids only
- You’re not even drawing real pictures what is the point
- The chibi-bored FF art style we hate
Grade
F
HUNGRY CAT PICROSS
Mobile
Pros
- Colors!!
- Ok. Picross games have often tried implementing color in their puzzles, because nowadays the kids can’t stand B&W anymore and only play videogames in color. Most implementations have failed; this one changes the rules of Picross entirely. Re-learning everything is a fun process, and makes this game stand out from the others while still maintaining an adequate amount of difficulty
- The most consumer friendly business model : Free with ads + pay a few bucks to remove ads
- 560 basic grids, one new giant 15x10x3x3 grid every week, and the ability to play all weekly grids from 2014, 2015 and 2016. Basically 3x more content than any other Picross game on this list
Cons
- Picture quality is very hit and miss. Expect some disgusting messes of pixels
- There are pop culture references every fourth puzzle or so. There’s nothing as disheartening as finishing a picross puzzle and the picture being, like, a stormtrooper
- One pretty insensitive representation of east asian people out there
Grade
A






