Hello everyone. It’s me, your favorite person, @HOBO. In case you forgot I am the Official Honorary Founder of the Select Button Anime Club, and that means when I speak you better listen, even if it’s at 3:39 in the AM and you’re feeling so tired you don’t wanna hear about anime. Sorry! You knew what you signed up for: when you join anime club you join anime club 4 life. And that means tomorrow, at 8PM EST, you’re gonna log-on to https://synchtu.be/r/SBANIMECLUB and watch some fuckin’ cartoons! Cartoons featuring this broad!
And these guys!
And maybe there’s a tiny boat up in there!
Maybe I could share with you more screenshots from this exciting, lifelike anime…but I think that would just get you way too riled up! You’d just go loco with anticipation, and maybe miss Anime Club! We can’t have that happen…we need you! We love your company. So please, log on at 8PM EST – or, even better, at 6:30PM EST for loki’s fabulous pre-show – and watch JOHNNY SOKKO AND HIS GIANT ROBOT!
The SB Anime Club…world renowned for its fearlessness. For its willingness to “go big” regardless of the costs. We’ve watched so much anime, done so much chat, and stared into the depths of Hell itself…that’s right, I’m talking about Gall Force there. Never forget that we watched every episode of Gall Force. Never forget how tough you are, fellow Anime Club members. Never forget.
But tonight we’re going bigger than we’ve ever gone. We going giant. We watching an entire series…all in one sitting…and that series is GIANT ROBO.
So please…log on to https://synchtu.be/r/SBANIMECLUB, regardless of the hour. Cuz we’re gonna be here awhile. And we’re all gonna have a good time…together…in the Select Button Anime Club.
i can’t make anime club’s normal timeslot with my work/class schedule but would people be down to watch a couple things some time on a saturday evening
i wanna watch street fighter ii: the movie (warning: i do not have a copy of it)
i… can’t think of any other anime movies i wanna see but if for some reason you want to make haley watch something you think she’ll like this is your chance !!! maybe
I’d personally log-on and get real excited about anime on a Saturday evening but I won’t be able to for the next two weeks. I am sure you can get a Club goin’ though. We’ve had plenty of folks show up for non-Tuesday Anime Clubs. Just set a time and post about it in advance (or spontaneously!) and people will definitely show.
Looks like there are a bunch of rips on youtube so you’re set.
If you ain’t got mod privs on the synchtu.be SB channel you can probably hit up @Tulpa. Or you can make your own channel if you want, it’s real easy.
Good luck!!! I’m legit sad that I’m going to be missing all these animes…
if my internet is cooperating i’ll definitely be down for some Saturday anime fun. I know it’ll be evening time but i’ll still get in my jammies and pour out a bowl of cereal for my homies
ten minutes till the pre-show, which starts off this week with a particularly violent episode of dumb sukban fighting show majisuka gakuen, then more unlikable superheroes being pricks to each other in kamen rider kabuto, and finishing off with sukeban deka ii, which is probably the best tv show ever made~!
then some anime, but i don’t know what because nobody never tells me nothin’
That rule doesn’t apply to me. It’s one of the perks of being the Official Honorary Founder of Select Button Anime Club. But I promise: I’ll never leave you in the lurch again, Japanamaction pals. I’ll always be on your side…and on your wall.
You may have forgotten but I’m the Official Honorary Founder of the Select Button Anime Club. That means I’m somewhat protective of our club. In some ways it’s my baby. In some ways I’ve been selfish. Maybe…
But that all changes tomorrow! Because Tulpa, the person who does most of the actual work, is worn out! But Anime Club is Still Happening…and it’s gonna be an ANYTHING GOES JAPANIMATION POTLUCK (as long as it predates EVA). Log on to https://synchtu.be/r/SBANIMECLUB and bring along a favorite old timey J-Toon. Preferably one that’s on the shorter side. And NOTHING FROM THIS CENTURY. You break that rule and I’m loading the playlist with every remaining episode of Cutey Honey!
Remember, Loki’s pre-show starts at 6:30PM EST and the cartoons kick in at 8PM EST! Be there!
This was me, earlier tonight. I ran all the numbers…did all the calculations…I learned how math works! And it was for nothing! Cuz even though I was so sure of myself and the infallibility of the Select Button Anime Club I’m in the chat room right now yet so many of my pals are missing!
So maybe I was right…maybe my program’s perfect! Maybe the flaws are with all of you! C’mon! Get it together! Log on and join us for ANIME CLUB at https://synchtu.be/r/sbanimeclub RIGHT NOW!
four minute warning 
