News VI: Fires of Rumorcon

My version is broken, the heads don’t explode.

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yeah, did they take out the gore? isn’t that the entire pitch? “Exercise so hard you murder people”

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You can only explode heads when you get fit enough. It’s very faithful to the source material

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Would buy a Switch today if this was True

Also please add Fighting Mania as an unlockable thank you

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Glad he’s still doing this. His Twitter got super depressed after Stone Buddha didn’t sell at all. But:

Seiji Maruyama is a middle-aged yakuza recently released from prison. Known as “Gozuki” (one of the demon generals from Buddhist mythology) he is the power that his oyabun counts on. But there is one thing his aniki is not taking into account: Maruyama is getting old.

Yeo gonna Yeo.

Wonder if I will accidentally break this one and make it go on far longer than everyone else. That was great in Ringo.

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it me

except i made the mistake of like, caring that i was making the fat salary for such a shitty game WHOOPS

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:hot_face::hot_face::hot_face:

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This makes the spiders seem easy to kill. Impressive!

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If there is an injectable hack that makes the controls default to double stick instead of the madness the start you with I’d like that.

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Pokemon Sleep is real

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oh no

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Pokemon Go to YOUR BED!!

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Pokemon fans before nintendo invented sleeping
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sleep has literally been free for decades but now that Nintendo put it on the switch and let people pay for it, suddenly people act like they are huge sleepers!?? whatever…

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As someone who is sleep deprived and gets off on pathologically making my way through my game backlog this feels like a major efficiency opportunity

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how much does Pokemon Sleep cost

I bought a pillow last week for 6 bucks so I’m ready to invest in further bed DLC to improve my sleep experience

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pokemon sleep is another fine entry in nintendo’s long standing tradition of trying to use video games to trick gamers to just be normal, going all the way back to the NES Power Pad, Wii fit, pokemon go, etc

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