News Thread XII: Xbox Humiliation Ritual - Part 12 the 12th

The Dark Eye rerelease has gotten a considerably less catchier title.

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This just had a new chapter come out and I’ve never heard of it and people are making it sound amazing, does anyone have a take

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looks like the demo of the first chapter I watched my partner play is still up

slay the princess had some things going for it too but idk if I have a take yet

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I wonder if this is a trademark thing with the German TTRPG called The Dark Eye being kind of a big player in its home country, and I think it got some English releases since the OG The Dark Eye pc game came out originally IIRC?

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pinball people like ā€œthis will expand the audience for pinballā€ are as clueless as the designers who made this for stuck retro youtuber millennials instead of children or even pokemon fans, the least interesting interpretation possible… wastage…

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someone on bluesky pointed out that the soundbites are from the first season of the anime

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Do you have to lift the machine up like a truck to find Mew underneath?

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they’re gonna try making one of these tables for every generation, aren’t they?

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gog got the message


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yes!!!

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shiren 6 ios snuck out earlier this month… quite interesting…

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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/addyvalentine/gun-nose

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https://x.com/Ubisoft/status/2023082064669561246

https://x.com/KudosOnYT/status/2023083643472605468

He uses his radar, silenced pistol, and has ā€œon-site procurement trainingā€ so he can pick up other gadgets off dead players.

https://twitter.com/Rainbow6Game/status/2023110062349189539

He can also have a FAMAS and the radar has a Precision Mode that makes the classic alert sound (presumably audible to others) when enemies are revealed.

Is there any way to embed tweets on here?

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The few times I’ve thought to maybe give it a try I couldn’t figure out what version was what and DLC and all of that and I couldn’t be bothered lol. Mainly I’m curious if it controls as frustratingly as it looks.

Anyway I don’t even care about the voices, nice time capsule of a culture of shit, I’m just not playing a game called ā€œMewgenicsā€. Most unpleasant video game name in all of history.

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Oh hell yeah this game looks great

Look at these Tezuka-ass designs, they’re so good

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/addyvalentine/gun-nose
Comes out July?? That’s way too soon for a solo dev.

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YEAH

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:servbotsalute:

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Never thought I’d ever see new dot hack related anything anymore in my lifetime

Well phrased, random stranger on the internet!

Never thought this happening, or if it does, then as a gatcha mobile game… waitasecond :tarothink:

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