News Thread 10: Beautiful Posts

Axiom Emulator, the hoax Nintendo Switch 2 emulator, lies about being shut down by Nintendo.

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Miike mode is when the camera is Close, Watanabe mode is when Aesthetic is replaced with Vibe.

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Okay but Yasuomi Umetsu mode when?

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isn’t that just virgin punk?

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Miike mode means you’ll be accompanied by the anal sex goblin the entire game

Watanabe mode is lofi beats to study the sword to

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“[W]e’ve been running Axiom Emulator for over 3 days now, and we have decided that it is time for us to move on”, love this energy.

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hoping for a post-launch Ozu mode where every dialogue is directed Bethesda Game Studios style

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I would like to see a video game of Big Bang Love Juvenile A (can’t be worse than Andromedia)

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big bang love juvenile a already looks like a mid 90s fmv adventure game so it would be easy to turn into a game, I think

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Seijun Suzuki mode transforms the game into a Killer7-like.

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Ryusuke Hamaguchi Mode - quadruples the length of every scene with impeccable, probing dialogue and excellent blocking

Yoji Yamada Mode - characters are comically wistful about the peddler they encountered offscreen, as strings play the opening refrain from ‘otoko wa tsurai yo’

Takashi Yamazaki Mode - turns it into shitty, melodramatic right-wing apologia with admittedly impressive visual effects

Naomi Awase Mode - its ‘gentle camerawork’ inspires a scholar to present a shitty paper at ASCJ in Shinagawa in the summer of 2015 premised on a woeful misreading of Mulvey’s theorization of the male gaze that for some reason you remain annoyed about a decade later

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Wake me up when they patch in a Musashi Gundoh mode.

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The first studio to successfully implement a Nobuhiko Obayashi Mode will attain such immediate and complete market domination that the global economic system will transform overnight into a heretofore unseen arrangement capable of preventing and reversing climate change.

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Grindhouse mode - 70’s style color palate and Krautrock soundtrack

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I was gonna say ryuhei kitamara mode when the camera spins 360 degrees vertically but then i rememebered the twin snakes cutscenes he already has a mode

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Did someone say … Kitamura?

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lol at the cool “film project” this guy was working on instead

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Boy, it is hard to lose a popularity contest with a publisher, but they’re sure trying

Midjourney is insanely good even without much prompt engineering

So, are they going to make the movie with Midjourney too? I can guess how they’re editing it into an A.

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An annoying thing about this hoping to get some SNL ladies comment is that agents and managers exist and you can contact them to try to hire them. They won’t magically sign on, you need to contact them and make them an offer.

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midjourney is so great it cant even spell your fucking movies name right in the poster you chose

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