News & Gossip VII: For Blood and Headlines

You don’t need to buy the game for that. You could just break into their offices with a crowbar.

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if you post bail, I’m in

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somehow i can see horsegame publisher having crisis meeting right now, discussing how to avoid this happening at any cost.
plans on brainstorming whiteboard include:

  • mass produce fake crowbars
  • new endurancw horse race (duration: 1h, 4h, 12h, 24h)
  • trap door
  • buy and divest Bethesda
  • gift notbov new AMD GPU to confine him to his home for two years before drivers begin to stabilize

… which one is the most likely to succeed … :tarothink:

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imagine not paying for the pleasure yourself

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Still a wayyy to proud owner of a VEGA64 on this side, so yeah

I
Can
Hear
You

:servbotsalute:

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Earthbound kicks ass but good lord is starmen.net one of the most obnoxious fansites of all time. Like wow, you guys sure made a documentary about yourselves!!!

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Damn…the Hater’s Ball may have to return sooner than expected…

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angryGenki

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lol

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nice rights, for me to poop on

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Do you think Sony initiated the purchase by clicking one of those irritating banner ads

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“Acquire Us, My Lord”

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it is for news about games

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Actually this thread was originally intended for news about kissinger dying, we just used videogame news to pass the time until then. War is the ultimate game after all

What all of rockstar’s former writers are up to. “audio fiction” and graphic novels. I didn’t know the rest of them had also left after dan had left. I’m curious to see how terrible or not terrible gta 6 is writing wise

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this should have been made more clear

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Kissinger news is just a klaxon for everyone to make their best CAW Hank K. in an old WWE game and make a compilation of tombstone pile drivers/getting run over by a limo backstage.

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