News & Gossip VII: For Blood and Headlines

I guess this is something

I will never have hope again

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Hope is the reason you feel let down lol.

#fuckhope2023

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here’s the new vanillaware

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you look at scramble vice, made by one guy and you look at the new contra with a budget and a well-known publisher and you wonder where all that money goes

leynos 2 is gonna be in english for (i think) the first time

shiren 6 is the most important announcement of 2023

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jeez that Contra remake looks dire

i wish they’d just let the series die; it sucks to live in the universe where anyone with the ability to produce a Contra game specifically hated everything after Contra III

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Also in english

https://twitter.com/oniongames/status/1702359206068965470?t=LuaQfp6dQu5laRvYrwWKZg&s=19

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I felt this way at the start of the trailer but warmed up to it halfway. I normally hate 2 1/2D but it feels like they’re going for this ā€œplastic action figures come to lifeā€ kind of aesthetic that actually kinda works for me? no clue if it plays well though but I don’t hate it the more I look it.

okay this is literally just the one guy (Tomm Hulett) who just out and out disregards everything after Contra 3 as non-canon

you may know him as one of the producers at Konami on Contra 4

and then he went to WayForward

who is making this new Contra

also just to make sure I’m not crucifying him exclusively, Nobuya Nakazato (the director of Contra 3, HC, SS and producer of Neo) was producer and director on Rogue Corps, so maybe no one gets Contra any more, not even the guy who made the most reconizably Contra games

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i’m aware of this but didn’t include it because i hate having to include a million caveats in everything i post

but yes, in general, it seems like people who make Contra don’t like (or won’t include) what i liked about Contra

I have to be pedantic as one of the five people unhinged and insane enough to tolerate Rogue Corps

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i can’t understand how, but fair

idk, it’s just not doing it for me. it seems kind of floaty and lifeless the way a lot of XBLA games were, except it’s now over a decade later so my tolerance for that kind of 2 1/2D stuff is even lower

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friend of mine said they had a new FZero in the direct and man did i turn that smile upside down for a while after that shit lol

i can’t wait buy the Paper Mario TTYD port and then never play it like i did with the gamecube original

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Now that F-Zero 99 is real, my friends and I can stop shitposting and become pro esports gamers

Next up we’ll be campaigning for City Trial 99

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Whoa put me in line for that one. I feel like I have 3 posts floating around here saying the same thing but it stings that the latest iteration of that idea is bound to smash 3DS.

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another big day for the amass an army of unique 2d warriors to unite the kingdom under a new rule of peace community

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also not sure how i feel about this mario rpg remake still

i’ve been replaying the original (on a snes classic) and while it’s been nice, i admit that playing on a handheld with modern quality of life improvements and a little more polish would benefit imo. but on the other hand i think the style is a little off, maybe if it felt more like the Link’s Awakening remake with that pseudo diorama style or some other aesthetic choice, instead of what looks like just the usual key art but weird and squished. also if you could swap the old soundtrack, that would be neat.

like i could get into that, but could i get $60 into it? not sure.

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waiting for Urban Champion 99

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couldn’t they have at least themed F-Zero 99 after the death race in X

give me something

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