News & Gossip VII: For Blood and Headlines

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Leaker said there’s a game in the direct named after a MATLAB function and some brave soul went ā€œFinal Fantasy Tactics? Fast Fourier Transformation? Am I right?ā€

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sitting in on the meeting for this and they’re just writing $TRAY on the whiteboard and underlining it a bunch?? mysterious

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THIS IS THE ONE BABY

F-ZERO LIVES

20 YEARS SINCE GX

OUR FAITH SHALL BE REWARDED

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this is Cpt. Falcon’s Twister Race erasure

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I’m not discounting any other F-Zero products, just pointing out that it’s conveniently GX’s 20th anniversary this year :eyes:

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hasn’t anyone stepped in to do an offbrand f-zero in all this time?

if they did one that was also an oban star racers license, i’d buy that. but no-one ever will

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there’s a demo if you google ā€œaero gpx kickstarter demoā€, the link is slightly obfuscated, probably to filter out weirdos lol

this game is mostly riffing on F-Zero X, specifically, which is fine with me. that one is effectively just as good as GX despite not getting nearly as much credit

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X is good, probably the best racer on the system, but it deserves a lot of credit for the programmers holding a gun to the N64’s CPU and going ā€œyou will run this game at 60 fpsā€

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something to mention re: why aren’t there fan-made f-zero games (note that there are plenty of mods for existing games to add new tracks, etc.)

a problem with the possibility of ā€œoff-brand f-zeroā€ is a huge part of what makes f-zero good is how meticulous and uncompromising it is, how tuned the controls are, how congruous the track design is with the mechanics (you get hit in the face with this one real fast once you start playing some of the aforementioned fan levels)

ā€œoff-brandā€ in some ways inherently screws with the pluses of the series

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See also store brand attempts at Advance Wars.

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maybe i’ve not looked in the right places but I’ve seen more games take from wipeout than fzero

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I feel there’s one or three attempts at F-Zero out there but I might also be conflating them with Wipeout likes. I have not played enough of either to really determine which is which at a passing glance.

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https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1700083295508152710

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Part of what makes F-zero for me is the characters and setting. Fzero X also had a fucking great metal soundtrack. I feel like these are things that are really missing from Fzero-alikes. Mute City has a music track and a general feel. The pilots are all heros/villains and they kind of have fun with the characterization. It’s not just antigrav racing.

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BallisticNG, Redout/2, Pacer - much more similar to WipEout than F-Zero

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i like to think every time hayao miyazaki announces his retirement its because he’s picked up some new hobby that he’s really jazzed about, and declares… i am leaving animation behind to grow exotic roses full time!!! and then after a few months just experiences some petty failure or gets momentarily bored, so then he’s just like ā€˜fuck this bullshit! more cartoons!!’

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At this point I think it’s all a marketing plot like bands having 6 farewell tours

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I constantly say shit I don’t do it’s just normal

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Whether it’s a remaster of GX or a new game, they need to retain the design where the game has like 50 cars but you only start with 4 and have to unlock the rest over the course of playing. Just so I can see people complain about it.

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