News at XI: Pro Evolution Gossip

Oh hey there’s a guide for that:

Basically, there are two main options the community prefers: (a) using the specialized emulator “Zeta” with the original executable or (b) using the modern sourceport ClassicZoo.

Zeta is preferred over DOSBox for some reasons I don’t quite remember (better input handling, CPU speed scaling?). Zeta is also the thing people use for in-browser play (on the museum and itch) — ideally it’d support touch controls for mobile users, but that’s still not the case.

ClassicZoo is a native sourceport that I tend to prefer over the original. It has a good amount of options, a better file browser (you can move between directories!), and even the ability to download worlds directly from the museum (I haven’t really used that lol). There might be some jank getting it to run for the first time, and I’ve run into a couple weird bugs with it over the years, but I think it’s perfectly fine (don’t tell that to the author).

As for substantially different forks, the only one in active use these days is called Weave, and games that use it always have the correct version bundled with them.

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would love seeing that community taking his name off it. we did it to notch for being a creep why not the child predator CEO guy. it’s not like he does anything for the community

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, comes highguard

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Heheh hey guys I got my dad’s Shieldbreaker for the weekend

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raid shooter where players will […] raid

Holy shit

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I’m reading this description and going “oh, that sounds like the main gameplay mode from the Paladins beta”

that was… 2017? 2018? and they mostly got rid of that and just turned it into payload?

At least you can tell this wasn’t written by an LLM

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Vince Zampella died for this

burning to death in his ferrari after killing his passenger

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:see_no_evil_monkey: :see_no_evil_monkey: :see_no_evil_monkey:

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Was thinking about this project today and lo and behold new video showed up.

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Parking Garage Rally Circuit dev’s new game.

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i watched this too!

tl;dr for anyone curious: it is still a lot of work to set up, requiring several mods and config tweaks; also still crashes randomly sometimes. but you can play at 60 FPS and the shader compilation stutters are not nearly as obnoxious now that there is caching.

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EDIT: No video embed?? w/e you’re probably not missing out on any epic or sicknasty sprite animation

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I can confirm from experience. It’s also why jiggle physics are cool.