News at XI: Pro Evolution Gossip

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I have bad news about the passage of time :

Undertale : 10 y old
Urban Myth : 0,5 y old
Danganronpa : 15 y old
13 sentinels : 6 y old
Zelda BOTW : 8 y old
Ever 17 : 23 y old
Persona 5 : 9 y old
Outer wilds : 6 y old
Steins Gate : 16 y old
Nier Automata : 8 y old

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN BREATH OF the WILD CAME OUT ONLY A YEAR AFTER PERSONA 5??? I swear it only came out like 4 years ago right??? No…..

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I can’t imagine erasing my first time enjoying of any of the things I really like to expose for the first time to a decayed old man farther down the schizoid road brain that doesn’t enjoy anything anymore. Any day in the past is a day my brain and body is going to have worked less bad than it does now

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It released… for Wii U…

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if i were forced to eternal sunshine the memories of a game out of my mind, i would probably pick skyrim, after leaving a note to myself saying “don’t bother playing skyrim, it sucks in ways that aren’t even interesting but you got absorbed into it for hundreds of hours”

and since eternal sunshining wipes out adjacent memories, maybe i would also lose fallout 3 and norse neo-paganism for free

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no respect for the second viewing in this culture. smh

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i wish i could erase playing ffvii rebirth from my mind and never play it

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Here’s the same thing, but with visible Pikmin.

Nintendo relaces the short “close to you” but this time with Pikmin included

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It’s becoming increasingly important to me as I realize I didn’t notice as many things the first time aroundthat I thought I had.

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I can’t stomach how twee this is. It’s like a disneyfied whitewashing of a grimm fairytale. Where’s the abject horror? I kept waiting for the baby to eat one of the pikmin…

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imagen if the final boss of pikmin 5 was a literal human baby…

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Food for the hive

:eye: :red_circle: :eye:
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:eye: :yellow_circle: :eye:

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Ubi is still working on BG&E2, they’re hiring a lead quest designer

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The video is private again and the man responsible for infesting the baby’s room with wild Pikmin has been sacked

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I don’t even feel like I can have fun with video games I like until I get to a replay

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Mario & Wario! Nice!

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We hope you enjoyed the two “Close to You” videos released on October 7 and 8.
︀︀The second video is available on Nintendo Today!, a free app available on your smart device.
︀︀These are the first short films created by Nintendo Pictures Co., Ltd.
︀︀Nintendo Pictures will continue to explore new creative possibilities through video content.
https://fxtwitter.com/Nintendo/status/1976272772725923992

Does this count as me ‘calling it’?

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  • Project M (Switch 2, Switch) (from subsidiary Broken Mirror Games) – A Nintendo platforms-exclusive title due out in 2026. Details to be announced.

Bloober Team Metroid?

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clearly that’s a bloober team smash bros

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