News at XI: Pro Evolution Gossip

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no american depravity or indignity is ever going to make a uk-esque nanny state appealing. give me the right to wreck and die in a sports car or give me death

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@muaad time for a lesson in strategy gaming heritage

this is, weirdly enough, one of the most influential PC wargames ever made

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Very funny seeing a modern day cosmetic selling point being applied to those chunky GBA sprites.

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plus patch for all platforms with rebalances and snes music for the dread queen fights

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dammit I think I’m gonna bite on this

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This is Square’s worst game title

Do they really think ā€œThe Adventures of Elliotā€ are gonna be popular enough to have sequels? It would’ve been more concise and more descriptive if they just merged the subtitle with the main title and called it ā€œThe Millennium Tales of Elliotā€ instead. Separated into its two parts, they’re the most generic, meaningless nothing phrases.

Game looks fine though, like a new Mana game. Wish the sprites were bigger and had more smoother animation though.

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Elliot Quest 2!?!?!?!? :zztpog: :zztpog: :zztpog:

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i was watching the stream so i didn’t know the title yet and during the whole trailer my only thought was i bet this is going to have a terrible title

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yeah, these were kind of my exact thoughts, too. i think the combat looks…not great. i mean it’s not like Mana has amazing combat, but something about this one feels off, like the things on screen aren’t really connecting with each other.

terrible name, and the dialogue samples they gave were also pretty hack.

in spite of that i’ll probably get it, but i can see this one totally flopping

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VO: ā€œYou’re joined on your quest by Faie, who is a fairy!ā€
Faie: ā€œI’m Faie, and I’m a fairy!ā€

Felt almost like the trailer editor was trying to humiliate the game

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I feel like all these Ultra HD 2.5d RPG games are like this, I have never warmed up to this aesthetic

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that’s cause it Sucks

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they are, unfortunately, pretty consistently bad, though they keep suggesting they may one day not be

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ā€œFacing danger is what adventurers do.ā€

well, golly

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impressed that Square is spending so much money to slander Philly

guys, Philly ain’t that bad

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We already have Philly, Japan

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