Mystery Science News Thread 3,000

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finally, a Souls game i can play and enjoy

casuals, where’s blunty souls

R.I.P. Fergus McGovern

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Tell Sega about your fond memories with Sega-brand products:

http://sgiz.mobi/s3/a6153476587f

I hope I have single-handedly convinced them to create an online version of the Monkey Target minigame from Super Monkey Ball

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I wonder how they will take the reasoning over why I like Outrun (all I wrote in the box was “MAGICAL SOUND SHOWER”)

Just to piss Rudie off, I told them I like Columns and my reasoning was “Someone has to like it”

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I really like Columns and ya’lls are weird

but do you like Columns Crown

(does anyone)

What does this mean.

I like the 2500 Ages version of Columns, wherein D3 and Sega succumb to the falling well puzzle game industry of Japan and add a bunch of cute characters in the CPU VS mode

They’re all assholes and cheat

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nintendo took waifu simulator parts out of the new fire emblem for the american release so the internet thought it would be a just retribution to try to dox female nintendo employees as revenge for this travesty

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Jesus Christ.

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the FE Fates thing is mainly a rallying point for one of their many micro-campaigns. for several months, GG&ilk have been heaping harassment on Nintendo employees, with female ones being obviously high value targets for these daring resistance operatives, although they seem to have focused mainly on doing what they can to destroy the reputation of PR specialist Alison Rapp, whose job makes her the easiest target to single out

a brief summary of the latest GG nonsense is usually added to this page, although it’s slowed down a bit (like the furor itself) and lags somewhat behind actual events (there’s another timeline linked at the bottom which is essentially the same but not always an exact mirror, and is also on Reddit so)

What’s Nintendo doing to defend its employees?