Mystery Science News Thread 3,000

EarthBound: Dog Beater
Final Fantasy 4: Village Destroyer
Suikoden II: Chore Slave
Final Fantasy 15: Dead Car Pusher

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Wuppo’s finally heading to a console (PS4) so y’all aren’t allowed to put it off now.

Wuppo is #CurryPunk

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This is the first I’ve ever heard of that game

That’s just an excuse, Mikey.

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I’ve mentioned it in passing like twice and that’s basically great PR okay

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SNK has a new division called SNK Entertainment featuring their new mascot Enta Girl. She is designed by FALCOON, who is now back at SNK in SNK Entertainment, I guess? You can see him in the “Galaxy of Able Persons”.

Looks like she’d be a velvet room girl in the next Persona tbh.

“Galaxy of Able Persons” sounds like the worst safe space.

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FALCOON IS BACK?!?! MAX IMPACT 3 DREAMS ARE ALIVE FOREVER!

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Very cool. Finally. walks into the ocean

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How dare you make me look at this with my eyeballs

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@boojiboy7 s avatar mouths the ominous narration perfectly.

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If they get rid of color coded equipment drops I’m game.

I still think about how Platinum stated interest in this IP during the THQ IP salvage fest and think of what could be.

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I’m really disproportionately annoyed that they didn’t bother to use any of the traditional identities for the last two riders. Conquest is just begging to be a bow-wielding ladyhero and Famine is clearly an econo-wizard who’s going to kill everyone with price controls. You’ve got the whole fucking zeitgeist there.

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NanaOn-Sha and iNiS are making some kind of rhythm game together which might be a Parappa/Gitaroo crossover!?

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trails in the sky 3rd is out

the fabled day

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Let’s just hope they never make 3 really

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