Mystery Science News Thread 3,000

Remaster with an extra area, no PSVR required, 30 bucks, getting a 4k native mode for PS4 Pro owners and apparently everyone who has tried it out in VR says it’s like the most perfect thing ever

I can confidently say I will never play a game in VR as long as I live, but I sure do like Rez, so I’m glad it remains playable for us plebs without cyber eyez

lol video games

It would be fun if more media actively subverted, inverted or perverted the racist subtext of lovecraft

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Or even, like, noticed.

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I can’t believe how much more appealing this is to me.

it’s really cool looking and i obviously love the Famicom style more than the grey, boring VCR lookin NES that america got but…

it’s got tiny controllers.

for super tiny hands.

really really REALLY tiny hands.

do…do you have tiny hands? how many people here have tiny hands?

i guess if your hands are that tiny it works. (no judgements about tiny hands, i wish i could have this, but alas, no tiny hands)

it’s got FF3 and Solomon’s Key and River City Randsom, but like…i don’t have tiny hands. which is a shame, because it seems like you need REALLY tiny hands for this.

jeez, it really just seems like a shame about the whole “tiny hands you need to have” thing.

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pfffft, I played multiple variants of the Game Boy for years with no trouble, I’ll deal. At least this one seemingly comes with two controllers as standard, unlike the NES model!


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you had me at

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“this is what a man sounds like when he games.”

DONG, CLICK CLICK. DONG. CLICK CLICK.

“but this is what that guy sounded like when he pwn3d”

“tiptitpitiptiptiptitpitiptittip”

i got p3p just so i could date akihiko or shinji but then, i noticed how watered down the female protag’s dialogue between characters was compared to yuki / minato’s and haven’t touched it since.

i will say that i found it cool that they toned down junpei’s bromode a bit since you can’t become romantically involved but… i’m guessing they only did that because they didn’t want to break canon[quote=“sleepysmiles, post:2470, topic:197”]
(apparently yosuke was meant to be closeted at some point)
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woah, i never knew this. i will never hear ’ let’s go partner! ’ the same again.

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I always thought Yosuke doth protest too much

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I’ll say it again Yosuke is clearly clearly in the closet.

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Just found a Sonic fangame that seems to clearly have some actual level design and some pretty good music.

in news that only I care about, a non korean player just won a korean starcraft tournament for the first time in 16 years and that’s pretty cool

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FBI says this is actually increasingly true tho

My package for this came today. Looks pretty fun!

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Oh, man, this is a fantastic manual. Oh, man.